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[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Pinch and rule, don't scratch

[-] palitu@aussie.zone 10 points 2 years ago

Pinch and roll is a favourite. I also love the stretch and flick.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If all of human experience was laid out a long a spectrum from absolute misery to overwhelming bliss, ball scratching starts as a high virtually unparalleled by anything else which then devolves into a pale misery. Scratching brings joy for a brief moment. Pinch roll? It's too utilitarian to find happiness.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah this is one of those situations where moderation is key. I’d much rather do a little of the “feels good but bad for you” thing than none of it

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago

they can have mine

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

We all have, or eventually get floppy bits that need scratching

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Ah yes. Saggy tit scratches after taking off a bra.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago

I have been told the equivalent may be taking off your bra at the end of the day.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Ew no thanks. Is It actually enjoyable? Never did it, just seems too disgusting

[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

You've never scratched your balls??? That seems literally impossible. The scrotum is highly vascular and constantly changing temperatures and environments. It is impossible in my mind that yours have never itched and that you have never relieved that itch in the natural way, BS.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I do that occasionally when it gets real bad, but I usually try to avoid it, cuz when I do it, it hurts more then it relieves itches.

[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Just lean in to it, smack em around, beat them with nettles, show them youre the boss of the itch. Im not in to CBT, you are!

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago

What even is CBT, you can't just mention some letters and not explain em

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

!Cock & Ball Torture!<

[-] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

You don't wanna scratch like you would your arm lol, unless it's through denim or something. I just lightly pinch and pull a bit and that's enough friction

[-] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Is It actually enjoyable?

Yep

[-] bownage@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

[citation needed]

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's only the most enjoyable experience because itchy balls are the most unpleasant experience. By wishing someone get balls to experience the pleasure of scratching them, you're inadvertently also wishing they experience the worst feeling known to man: itchy balls.

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