I'm a chaotic neutral myself. It almost, but not quite appalls my wife.
Mayo man
That's good. So she doesn't pick at your fries.
I've literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that's true chaotic neutral on my part...
Where does ketchup on the wall fit?
If I'm riding in a car, I'll tear open the ketchup packet, and dip a fry in it. Other times, I might squeeze the ketchup out onto each fry as I eat them-- only when using those refillable bottles with the narrow nozzle.
Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can't Un-dip a fry.
Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.
Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.
If I see you with kepchup on hand I'll ape out
Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.
garlic mayonnaise
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