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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 92 points 9 months ago

Eat them all, go on a mystical journey with a trail to guide you home.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 58 points 9 months ago

It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

And shits and shits and shits and shits

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 73 points 9 months ago

I’m constipated and sober so this sounds like a win-win to me

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 57 points 9 months ago

Lol .... they all have laxatives

[-] RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Or none of them have either - they are just normal brownies, but tell people they've got laxatives or pot on them and see what happens

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Of course it's none, people would assume if they didn't shit themselves they got a pot brownie and will act stoned despite the lack of weed.

[-] match@pawb.social 15 points 9 months ago
[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

True, but "none" is not, so it would make the other statement false.

[-] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

maybe some have both?

[-] prayer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

There was originally one pot brownie, but the owner took that first.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Let the Hunger Games begin!

[-] ChucklesMacLeroy@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

You have chosen....unwisely.

[-] kool_newt@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago
[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 9 months ago

Trick or treat for adults

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 9 months ago

"I shouldn't have eaten the whole thing..."

this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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