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Reporting for duty in the Hexbear tactical cum squad, let's GET THIS CUM (hexbear.net)
submitted 9 months ago by comrade_pibb@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Jokes on you, the call for a cumsquad was a trick to expose IDF members hiding within our ranks.

GET 'EM, BOYS! lets-fucking-go

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

Don't blow my cover, nerd owl

[-] anothertranscomrade@hexbear.net 15 points 9 months ago

NO

volcel-kamala

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

THE VOLCEL POLICE ARE ON THE SCENE

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

my sides have transcended the material plane

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

put your dick away walter

[-] sloth@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago

sooooooo tactical dean-malice

[-] Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

I see you have the latest in sonic warfare. The Queefenator.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

New gun attachment for the prestigious IOF to carry on the bloodline of their fallen soldiers.

[-] DanComrd@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

"Please don't fuck the guns; their gussy is cold" admiral-biederman

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

you can make this in tarkov

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

For the literal gear humpers

[-] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 9 months ago

What are the cums joke?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

IDF has a division to extract semem from dead conscripts

[-] doidera@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 9 months ago

Eeeeew.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Cum and get it

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