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Potato Salad Rule (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Maxxus@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 148 points 9 months ago

Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 133 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[-] grue@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 9 months ago

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 17 points 9 months ago

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 9 points 9 months ago

No no no, you Xit on the Xitter.

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[-] onion@feddit.de 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 9 months ago

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 36 points 9 months ago

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Communicating desires is a turn off!

Mind reading ONLY or it’s the Sahara 😾

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[-] alehc@slrpnk.net 18 points 9 months ago

You mean Xcrement about it?

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

Or just...both

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 110 points 9 months ago
[-] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 128 points 9 months ago

For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago

I've read that when women are into BDSM stuff, they're way more into it than men.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 112 points 9 months ago

Honestly, any generalisations like that are nonsense. There are men that are super vanilla, men that are a bit kinky and men that are insanely kinky as well. The exact same applies to women (and enbies).

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 92 points 9 months ago

Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.

Edit: Potato salad rulz

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 104 points 9 months ago

Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.

"He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago

What’s wrong with vulva?

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 58 points 9 months ago

If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy

*pedantry

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago
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[-] Nesola@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

So many words and still it’s just plain ignorant if not stupid.

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[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago

I must ask, nay demand, that from now on when referring to my testicles, they are referred to individually and as distinct entities to each other and the scrotum.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Please do not kick me in the vas deferens.

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[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

I'm fine with the word and thrilled with the thing itself, but a lot of people consider "pussy" a cuss or swear in the same manner that "dick" is. Is there a less provocative word you think covers all the bases?

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[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ha! My dad called my mom his little cooter (Pseudemys genus) once while they were visiting a turtle pond. It wasn't endearing how he'd hoped, and was a long ride home.

I'm sold, cooter it is.

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[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

You just flick the clit like you are flicking a bug from your arm.

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[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it

also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.

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[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

You just haven't met the right woman yet.

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[-] N0body@sh.itjust.works 77 points 9 months ago

Inside your vagina are two wolves...

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 9 months ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 9 months ago

thanks for the heads up I guess

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[-] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago

Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.

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[-] franklin@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago
[-] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 72 points 9 months ago

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 30 points 9 months ago

The duality of woman

[-] ryannathans@aussie.zone 19 points 9 months ago

Smack her right in the pussy?

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