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[-] RION@hexbear.net 51 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

saulg oodman when he realizes everyone on earth is at maximum a ~~15th~~ 50th cousin (but within ethnicities it's more like 15th)

we definitely need a :noway: btw

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 36 points 10 months ago

In other words, on a scale of related to not related, he’s way closer to not related?

[-] RION@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

yeah. my guess would be that he's within the average range of relatedness for one white person to another white person.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

ah shit, the users on this site might average higher than Odenkirk sadness

[-] Egon@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

I'm 7th cousins with the king of Norway! Its only a few hundreds of millions that would have to die before I can reign over the Fjords

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

Keifer Sutherland is my 6th cousin 4 times removed or something like that trivia is all ill ever get from it. Especially with cousins, you get like 3rd cousin or so and they're usually more or less from a different family.

[-] robinn_IV@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] RION@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

true true that's pretty true

[-] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

Is that a mf EU4 reference jotaro-walk

[-] Des@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

hello fellow 11th cousins which is probably like everyone on this website

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

I'm royalty knifecat

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

hey cousin im stuck in the washing machine

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

11th cousins who the fuck cares that's like no relation at all

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Yo, bob, hire intrigue councilman from byzantium and start working

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Is anyone on earth not an 11th cousin? I think Obama is my 7th Cousin.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

I mean, im my own grandpa so anything is possible Bobby.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 17 points 10 months ago

11th cousins

This is not a meaningful level of blood relation, may as well have said "are both mayos"

[-] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

For 11th cousins, they have a striking resemblance.

They're old and white

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Cant wait for the comet event

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

The economy, fools!

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

11th cousin? That's so broad I probably am as well.

[-] oregoncom@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Critical support to comrade McGill for condemning monarchy.

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Of course we can't afford that stability hit - what about my Republican tradition!?

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