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I can't stop laughing

Preventing another Jan. 6

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

Countering China with a new alliance between Japan and South Korea

Union-busting gets riskier

Biden empowers federal agencies to monitor AI

The U.S. is producing more oil than anytime in history

is in the same article as

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

where BOTH are presented as good things

These are real subheaders from an article about things Joe Biden did

Someone please burn this shithole down already

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[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 50 points 9 months ago

Preventing another Jan. 6

joe biden prevented another January 6th so far because THERE LITERALLY HASN'T BEEN ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SINCE THEN YOU FUCKING MELON monke-rage

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Biden scraps Trump’s paint scheme for Air Force One

OH, TAKE THAT, CHEETO BENITO, WE FOILED YOUR DASTARDLY PLAN TO CHANGE THE PAINT JOB ON AN AIRPLANE. DRUMPF FINISHED

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Biden recommends loosening federal restrictions on marijuana

THE HIGHEST FORM OF BIDEN ACHIEVEMENT; A RECCOMENDATION WAS MADE. HOW CAN YOU TANKOIDS POSSIBLY NOT SEE THE INCREDIBLE DECISIVE ACTION WHEN THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE COUNTRY POLITELY MADE A RECCOMENDATION OF THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT ON EARTH???

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It's just so hilariously, unabashedly pro lib

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

We should vinyl af1 and unveil a bunch of "special liveries" whenever some white house staffer gets bored

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Waifu wrap air force 1

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

By my count there have been 3 January 6's since he took office. Checkmate libs

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 9 months ago

To quote my liberal friend, “Hey man, any day could be a Jan 6. You don’t need an election to riot like a moron.” How can I argue against such impenetrable reasoning?

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 18 points 9 months ago

Kind of inspiring tbh

[-] AlkaliMarxist@hexbear.net 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Renewable power is the No. 2 source of electricity in the U.S. — and climbing

No. 1 - Non-renewable power. No. 2 - Renewable power

[-] edge@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

And “renewable power” is a shitty term anyway as it excludes nuclear which is very important.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

A third of this is just "proposed but unfinalized draft recommendations," another third is taking credit for other people's work, and then the last third is pointless civility crap. Literally nobody has been able to come up with a single thing Biden has done besides the infrastructure bill that isn't building or maintaining infrastructure

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Uhh he made the CHIPS act which has so far only resulted in one grant, to a factory making F-35 chips in New Hampshire.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

Half of these are just "warmongers with China"

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 26 points 9 months ago

It must be so demotivating for a White House staffer to dress up Biden's pathetic failures as accomplishments and sell it to the press.

[-] Morbid@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Preventing another Jan. 6

hat-kid-dance yeah suck it there was only one inept coup attempt

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

so-far Only one inept coup attempt so far

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 14 points 9 months ago

Jan. 6 2025 is a day that will live in infamy. lathe-of-heaven

[-] HarryLime@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

my wife left me but i will be votting for joe to make pain bettetr

joe bring back my darling wife next

if you can do alll that you can bring back my wife

i read drone armies in the subheading and thought wow maybe this list is impartial or at least throws a few bad things in there to SEEM impartial...

nope! its about expanding our wonderful drone armies specifically to threaten China lol

[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago
  1. Biden recommended hexbear as the true home of posters.
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Biden moves to bring microchip production home

His hawkish trade policies are different than Trumps though

Tech firms face new international restrictions on data and privacy

lol, the us doesn't even do half of what eu-cool does

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