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You know at first I was a little apprehensive towards tankieism but now that Ive acknowledged that maybe stalin and mao werent as bad as cable news in the 70s said they were, I can feel my skin slowly transforming into steel. My arms gradually molding into a D-10T 100 mm rifled gun and a 7.62 mm SGMT coaxial machine gun. Maybe once I hang up a portrait of Kim Il Sung over my bed next to the flag of the USSR my legs will morph into torsion bar suspension for the treads that have replaced my feet, and my heart will transcend to the form of a water-cooled, 39 litre V-12 diesel engine.