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Your "making up bullshit KPIs" KPI is troublingly low.
KKKPI
God I would pay so much to see Mayo Pete dropped into a "The Running Man" style scenario with his fellow peers.
We can get that guy with the oddly German-sounding accent that roasted him about manipulating bread prices during the 2020 primaries to run the game.
Oh also, McKinseny seems like the type of analytics brained company that just regularly lays off a certain percentage of its workforce. I'm willing to bet this warning occurs on regular intervals.
Apparently it has an "up or out" policy where if you go too long without getting promoted you're let go.
So does that mean the C suite gets replaced every few years? Doubt that, that's probably a rule just for the grunts.
Most likely, but I wouldn't mind if it was all the way to the top and the C suite kept assassinating each other to avoid getting the boot.
A relative of mine and colleagues received such a warning last year and were laid off some time before Christmas, so yeah
"'They will sell us the consulting presentation to hang themselves with" - V.I. Lenin
and yeah, its shedding ghouls to hire new ones
time to run for mayor I guess
McKinsey & Company famously have an up or out policy, meaning if you dont get promoted you're asked to resign, this seems pretty normal for them
their wiki is an intersting read, I think there's a behind the bastards episode about them
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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