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[-] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 88 points 8 months ago

The word "almost" is doing a lot of work here.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 38 points 8 months ago

Oi, I’ve gone an upset eem. This species natural defense is to sheet it self uncontrollably

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Fun Fact, Steve Irwin's team put trackers on Crocodiles which led to the discovery of how they migrate over ocean bodies, sometimes surfing waves for hundreds of miles before reaching a new landmass. This was especially fun because salt water crocs aren't known to be particularly good swimmers but they clearly are great navi-gators because when the tides or winds change they will duck below the waves to stay on their course.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 20 points 8 months ago

I can't tell if it's real or the whole fact is just a pun

Nevermind, you're now the lemmy's shittymorph.

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

It is real. Steve Irwin has been making contributions to the study of these animals long after his death. It also helps explain why Salt Water Crocodiles exist on so many continents with little variation.

[-] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 8 months ago
[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago

Hey, 1/47285826 times still counts!

[-] nul@programming.dev 6 points 8 months ago

At 5 times a day, that's 25,910 years. 51,820 if they've had sex twice.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 8 months ago

We've found the secret to eternal life!

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 34 points 8 months ago

“Crikey, look at ‘im struggle as I stick my fingers up his bumhole! Oi! He doesn’t like that one bit!”

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 8 months ago

"Oh, hang on, now he loikes it a lot!"

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
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[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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