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Competition Rule (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 years ago

It's not a competition

That's loser talk

[-] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 35 points 2 years ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 22 points 2 years ago
[-] whodatdair@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I can't teach you, but I can help you practice.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 years ago

🥺 👉👈

[-] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

And I'll supervise

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago
[-] qaz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
git: 'gay' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

The most similar commands are
        stage
        tag
        var
[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

If you want to let git know that you prefer dick, the correct command is:

git branch -d main

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.social 26 points 2 years ago

Hi Gayer, I’m Dad

[-] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I just read the top part so I thought the worst thing to say was "We may earn commission from links on this page".

[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago

"im gayer so im the final boss pin me to beat me"

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

"Prove it."

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 2 years ago

"I'm the best at beach. I'll beach off everyone guy here just to prove it."

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Exactly. The correct term would be, "more gay". Probably.

[-] Death@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

competitive gaying implies the existence of casual unranked gaying

[-] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 years ago

"You still owe me 20€"

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Who would someone actually believe this is something you should never say? Plenty of relationships and situations would allow a joke like that. If the person feels shame about being gay, it can break the tension. If the person says it matter of factly, if the relationship involves enough playful ribbing, if the group was already super queer, it would be fine.

Coming out doesn't need to be a super serious moment, especially since you usually need to come out on multiple occasions to different people. It's tiring to never have fun.

True, but this is from the Onion and isn't meant to be serious commentary: https://www.theonion.com/things-to-never-say-to-someone-who-just-came-out-1849079422

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

I've considered coming out as gay on April 1st so that I've come out as L, G, B and T and collect the whole set, but even if it would be actually funny in my case, it's still in questionable taste.

Also, I'm definitely gayer than you.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

It’s funny seeing those “waiting to see these replies on buzzfeed” comments come true via lemmy.

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