Imagine being stupid enough to post that without adding "in minecraft" at the end.
Remember to say "parody" or 
He didn't want the FBI to grief his server!
Minecraft MOTD:
“Hating Biden will get you killed…”
No, threatening to “sniper” the president on social media will get you killed, dumbass
If hating Biden were enough to get you killed, Hexbear would be a graveyard
When America inevitably breaks into several protofascist splinter states I want to see at least one of them field an Olympic Generalizing-Criminality-Into-Innocence team. At this point one of them could mailbomb a kindergarten and the rest would be at the rally the next day talking about "he just liked chemistry, he was arrested for having a hobby" and "I thought you libs wanted us to use the post office now it's a crime to mail a package?!"
Should have watched this instructional video from Trevor Moore.
Whatever happened to that guy anyway?
Oh... right...
But they got him too. He "fell off a balcony".
p sure he died trying to suck his own dick
Local sexpot.
Guy says he's going to have a loaded gun the next time the FBI show up.
The FBI show up.
He has a loaded gun.
He dies.
How could Biden do this? 
His greatest sin was not taking any of them with him
Put up or shut up
Thanks Ob- uh, Biden!!
somehow even stupider than the guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office and ended up getting merked in a corn field
lmao, he did that then posted about it online afterwards, but before getting shot
Said he "thought he had a way through bullet proof glass" (presumably the nail gun), amazing
He misread "rail" as "nail". Rookie mistake.
Thanks to you I just got the quake joke above, thanks !
In quake the nail gun was the super powerful weapon/bfg equivelent
Quake had a nail gun and a rail gun IIRC. Or maybe the rail gun was only Quake 2?
After hiding in a corn field. He became the treat
guy who tried to nail gun through a window at an FBI office
bro played too much quake
Never seen anyone with a skin mustache before, but that’s about the only way I can describe it.
I thought he had a mustache lol
Oh holy shit what, it wasn't until I read your comment that I even noticed he didn't.
Extremist Wilfred Brimley was my first thought ahah
I had to scroll back. Holy hell, dude's Nicaraguan silicone filler injection really backfired on him didn't it?
This is actually kinda sad, this dude likely had dementia and was executed by the state instead of getting him help. Still glad it’s him who died and not some black kid knocking on his door
Untreated dementia :: Run of the mill right wing talking points
What a waste.. How hard was it to just fucking chill in his retirement years and not be a Facebook terrorist.
It’s actually pretty hard tbh. My dad recently retired and I had to unfollow him on the remaining social media platforms I am still on.
If you don’t stay busy or in touch with your friends, you’ll just fall into a hole and post crazy shit online to get attention
Some people take it well, others not so much. My parents tend to be super chill and are handling retirement very well, my dad can't sit still (tries to do DIY stuff he shouldn't be doing at his age) but he's always been that way.
My in-laws are both just about retired, they are rapidly losing their minds because all they've ever known for the past 35 years is work or taking care of their 4 kids and now they have neither. My FIL doesn't understand how to not be working, he will literally go home to do yardwork in the middle of vacation because he can't take it anymore. All my MIL does is complain about how much he irritates her. Both of them need hobbies and fast.
My dad was like that right up until he couldn’t move anymore, and even then he kept planning projects and asking how things were coming along, reminding my mom the specific type of plaster she’ll need to repair that one crack in that wall etc
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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