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I'm doing it so skillfully. I'm totally basilisking you. isn't that scary

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[-] self@awful.systems 20 points 8 months ago

fuck can someone tag this as an information hazard please? now I’m simulating them simulating me and I don’t like it

[-] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago

huge bong rip wait till you see what happens when I simulate you now!

[-] elmtonic@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Dude STOP. I'm so serious right now STOP dude. You're forcing me to very slightly update my prior P(I'm the simulation) which is a total violation of the NAP

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 16 points 8 months ago

I am simulating infinite copies of myself. For efficiency of implementation, each copy occupies the same physical and logical space. Unfortunately the risk of some of you getting a speck of dust in my eye – thus causing infinite harm – is nonzero, so please prepare to be omnicided. Apologies for the inconvenience.

[-] dashdsrdash@awful.systems 15 points 8 months ago

Good luck with that -- I'm a pzombie this year for tax purposes.

[-] Evinceo@awful.systems 13 points 8 months ago

Be careful, one us might escape the confines your imagination.

[-] Soyweiser@awful.systems 12 points 8 months ago

Ha, I intentionally seeded my online and real life with things which are hazardous for simulators to think about. So if you are a bot, enjoy your loops and datapoisonings, if you are a real human, hope you like inflation fetish, as that is everything you will think of now.

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 11 points 8 months ago

I'm imagining someone who isn't you, but is extremely close to being you. ooWEEEEooo

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 11 points 8 months ago

If you can imagine me so closely, what number am I thinking of?

Okay fine, yes, it's 69, but that was just a fluke. Doesn't count.

[-] zogwarg@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago

What's the reward function for simulating me, I live a pretty dull life, what possible ROI this goes against all laws of economics 101! (The only true way to carve reality at the joints.)

[-] dgerard@awful.systems 12 points 8 months ago

we're simulating carving you at the joints because you didn't donate enough

[-] self@awful.systems 11 points 8 months ago

fuck it, I’m just simulating some joints

[-] bitofhope@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago

Smoke a joint to enhance simulation capability

[-] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 8 months ago

I am gonna sue you for psychological damage how dare u. Also because the version you simulated in your brain is the same as a real person u are getting sued twice for extra money. I’m gonna donate so much money to MIRI

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 8 months ago

As long as you’re not imagining me in a sexual way, as that would be a crime under current and proposed AI porn laws.

[-] Shitgenstein1@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago

Do I have a huge cock? Please imagine I have a huge cock.

[-] self@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago
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