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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 61 points 8 months ago

Oh hey look its the predictable outcome of right wing fear mongering stoking the embers of stochastic terror.

I wonder what the opposition has to say.

liberalism "We need a strong republican party."

Oh cool, then.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago

This is Taylor Swift's fault because she hates white people.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

Being rich and white - the highest stage of white genocide.

[-] johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago

The shooter was some bald cracker, and the police took him alive too. Fucking white privilege.

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 8 months ago

Doesn’t look like it. Not that it really matters. Mayhem like this is a failure of the state.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago

https://www.cnn.com/us/live-news/kansas-city-chiefs-parade-shooting-02-14-24/index.html

The shooting is at least the 48th mass shooting in the United States so far this year

We're not even 48 days into the year yet joker-amerikkklap

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 29 points 8 months ago

List of mass shootings in the United States in 2024 - Wikipedia

List

The list is sortable in different ways. Wikipedia lists 46. Under the "list" section is...

Monthly statistics

Note that statistics are only updated at the very end of each month. The current month's statistics will therefore be blank.

That last sentence is simply factual but it makes me want to vomit.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

CNN uses Gun Violence Archive as their source for that number, as does that Wikipedia article. That link actually shows 49, which means there was another mass shooting in the hour since my previous comment. Way to go Amerikkka joker-amerikkklap

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

there was another mass shooting in the hour

I don't even know what to say.

[-] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

🎶 And I’m proud to be an Americ— *bang bang bang bang bang*

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

I just updated the title right now to this. I like how they don't say "shot" they say "struck".

LIVE COVERAGE: Shooting reported at Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl Victory Rally; 'several people' struck

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Like Zeus' thunderbolts, these bullets came down from ~~Mt. Olympus~~ city hall to smite the unworthy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago

Or like the Las Vegas mass shooting. When was that exactly? ~5 years ago? All these shootings blend together in my mind even though that one had ~900 people injured.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 28 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I remember the Las Vegas shooting very well because the concert was sponsored by American Express and I worked as a concierge for them at the time

Sold many a platinum cardholder tickets to that event

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Call me crazy but I think events like those deserve yearly commemorations. But bipartisan views on American exceptionalism hold that we must only rarely mention them again if ever. If we spend too much time thinking about mass shootings and tragedy - we might question the exceptionalism. And we mustn't do that. It's a scared conception.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

They can't let something like that take off, or else we'd do nothing but commemorate past atrocities/tragedies. There would be multiple commemorations every day, which might make people realize that we don't have to live like this.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

You can tell I am a true USAan because I have multiple stories about being both directly and tangentially involved in horrible tragedies

I hate that 9/11 is the big never forget moment, when my life has been a never-ending stream of calamities

[-] Poogona@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

hope you are taking care of yourself comrade, it sounds like you've been exposed to a lot of psychic radiation

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

Not to worry, I see a therapist once a month

I just tend to get morose during these cold winter months

[-] ped_xing@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Partially inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjfrJzdx7DA, we could set up twin pre-memorial sites (physical and webpages) for the people who will be shot in the US in September 2035 and for people who will be killed in car crashes in the US in September 2035. Leave room for 3000 pictures/bios at each. Hold a ceremony every October. Would the hate increase or decrease after they both inevitably fill up?

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

That is still extremely bizarre. Had the exact same energy as Epstein the way the media just swept it under the rug all of a sudden

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Turns out I orchestrated the entire thing to get people to stop using the concierge service

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately, in the case of the Vegas shooting, there was nothing they could uncover. The shooter left no notes, no manifesto, no background events, and nothing on his computer that could point to any motive. Like obviously he cracked for a reason, but the cops couldn't find anything as to why

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

Mandalay Bay guy was 2017, so 7 years ago

chomsky-yes-honey

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When they use that weaselly passive voice it means it was likely the cops who shot them. Just like that Houston church shooting the other day, if they say "people were ~~shot~~ struck" but don't directly say it was the shooter in question then it was probably the cops who did it.

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's not weaselly. It's just in case any of the projectiles were falling acorns.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago

Squirrelly, even.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Breaking: Kinetic object fired from long rifle strikes skin membrane of numerous civilians standing by

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

Editor: Hmm, "strike" is a little violent sounding. How about "makes contact with"?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Kinetic in da membrane
Don't just stand there. Run and hide
So he can't draw a beeeeeeeeeeeeead

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Wanna know how I got these bullet wounds? Dad was a libertarian and a G*mer, he came home one night, twisted off the daily wire propaganda...

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

Go to super bowl parade, get shot. started-blasting

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 16 points 8 months ago

i can't believe the woke mind virus did this

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago
[-] LeylaLove@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Thank you for posting this, meant to post this link but forgot to paste.

[-] davel@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago

I was rooting for KC to not end up getting shot here in SF.

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