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[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[-] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 20 points 9 months ago

I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.

[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.

[-] JorMaFur@lemm.ee 30 points 9 months ago

Who said AI wouldn't be helpful? As close to real life footage as possible !

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

“You fucked with squirrels, Morty! We've got a good five minutes before they're back and up on our ass, Morty! We have to pack up and move to a new reality!”

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Never forget the brave officers lost in the great squirrel revolt.

[-] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

I love how the one cop has just 1 short sleeve to show off his arm tats. You can tell it's AI because it's not a punisher tat, though.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

As a 1911 aficionado, I'm butt hurt about the 2nd picture. Like a cop would use a real gun IRL. TWO WORLD WARS!

(It's a gun joke, for gun nerds. And while we're joking, the top pic looks like a Hi-Point.)

Maybe not so funny this happened the next county over...

[-] textik@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Looks like he has some Austrian tupperware in the other hand, so maybe he brought his grandpappy's .45AARP service pistol for show and tell that day?

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Does that cop in the topmost picture have a pocket pussy on his belt?

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago

I really want to see a dramatic movie trailer that starts for like it's going to be a Michael Bay action thriller but then is just a cop losing his kind at acorns

[-] Benaaasaaas@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This looks like Bobby Fingers diorama.

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