The most "charitable" thing these soulless husks could do is jump into a swimming pool with pockets full of cesium.

Lmao what a weenie

They should do this, but have it be actual backyard wrestling. I wanna see Zuck put Elon through a folding table covered in thumbtacks

It takes a special kind of person to make Zuc seem rational or even human.

You mean this ridiculous freakshow fight that had no chance of happening has been a ruse for attention all along?!

idk if zucc has a chance. ive heard elon created a new fighting style he calls “tesla style”. using this style he becomes unpredictably explosive and doesnt know when to stop