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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago

Only one can scare a cop though

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 42 points 1 year ago

I dunno, I want to believe in a future where both can scare a cop. :-)

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

"I thought I saw a drug dealer in a helicopter"

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

CHARLIES IN THE TREES! OPEN FIRE!!

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

That's from his heel-face turn arc, when he becomes an anti-hero.

[-] Kerandir@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Can i upvote x10?

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 1 points 1 year ago

Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 74 points 1 year ago

So anyway I started shooting

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 12 points 1 year ago

Nope, can't deciffer that emoji.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Jesus. Decipher?

Is that the word we are trying for?

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 1 year ago

German stuff.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

is it ecclesiastical or classical though? "dee-kiffer" or "de-siffer"?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Dee Kiffer sounds like the lead singer in a German buttrock cover band.

[-] Boinkage@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's referring to the cops that got spooked by a falling acorn and murdered a suspect in custody.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

Attempted murder. The pig had aim like a storm trooper.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If the Storm Troopers had aim as bad as this guy then they would have actually hit Luke, Han and Leia so they would never have gotten off the Death Star and Vader wouldn't have been able to follow them to the Rebel base.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 8 points 1 year ago

Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago

Acorn falls on Officer

"WE NEED BACKUP NOW OFFICER DOWN!"

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

Send backup! They have air support!

[-] Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 year ago

I remember those. Pretty fun to play with. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the tree. Suppose I could look it up though.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago
[-] marble@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

I had a silver maple in my backyard as a kid. Here's a list of some helicopter trees https://www.thespruce.com/trees-with-helicopter-seeds-samara-fruit-5186309

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 1 year ago

If you open the pod it's sticky, so you can glue it to your nose and pretend you're a rhino.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 25 points 1 year ago

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 23 points 1 year ago

Ahh shit i'm hit

[-] Boinkage@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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