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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 107 points 9 months ago

Only one can scare a cop though

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 42 points 9 months ago

I dunno, I want to believe in a future where both can scare a cop. :-)

[-] Guest_User@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

"I thought I saw a drug dealer in a helicopter"

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

CHARLIES IN THE TREES! OPEN FIRE!!

[-] ZILtoid1991@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

That's from his heel-face turn arc, when he becomes an anti-hero.

[-] Kerandir@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Can i upvote x10?

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 1 points 9 months ago

Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

[-] ElCanut@jlai.lu 74 points 9 months ago

So anyway I started shooting

[-] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 51 points 9 months ago

๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ ๐Ÿ”ซ

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 12 points 9 months ago

Nope, can't deciffer that emoji.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Jesus. Decipher?

Is that the word we are trying for?

[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 9 months ago

German stuff.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

is it ecclesiastical or classical though? "dee-kiffer" or "de-siffer"?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Dee Kiffer sounds like the lead singer in a German buttrock cover band.

[-] Boinkage@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

It's referring to the cops that got spooked by a falling acorn and murdered a suspect in custody.

[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

Attempted murder. The pig had aim like a storm trooper.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

If the Storm Troopers had aim as bad as this guy then they would have actually hit Luke, Han and Leia so they would never have gotten off the Death Star and Vader wouldn't have been able to follow them to the Rebel base.

[-] Duranie@literature.cafe 8 points 9 months ago

Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 49 points 9 months ago

Acorn falls on Officer

"WE NEED BACKUP NOW OFFICER DOWN!"

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Send backup! They have air support!

[-] Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 9 months ago

I remember those. Pretty fun to play with. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the tree. Suppose I could look it up though.

[-] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago
[-] marble@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I had a silver maple in my backyard as a kid. Here's a list of some helicopter trees https://www.thespruce.com/trees-with-helicopter-seeds-samara-fruit-5186309

[-] oce@jlai.lu 2 points 9 months ago

If you open the pod it's sticky, so you can glue it to your nose and pretend you're a rhino.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 25 points 9 months ago

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 23 points 9 months ago

Ahh shit i'm hit

[-] Boinkage@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2024
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