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[-] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 57 points 8 months ago
[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago
[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

Over/under resources wasted shooting this one down is $10 million

[-] LeninsBeard@hexbear.net 51 points 8 months ago

China bankrupting the US by going to the hobby lobby and buying a 500 pack of balloons for $5

[-] lengau@midwest.social 13 points 8 months ago

I have it on good authority that you only need 99 of them.

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 8 months ago

or just mistakenly not including a pack in a shipment to hobby lobby

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

But idea: calling your local air base and reporting something strange in the sky cutting off signals

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 35 points 8 months ago

second-plane

a second air to air missile has missed the balloon

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

bit idea: paint a bunch of weather balloons with the Hamas flag and let them loose all over the united states

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago

Escort them with paragliders and burger brains will melt before firing a shot wowee

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 8 months ago

or else the nukes will start flying

99 green balloons

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago

Nena was right Nena was right Nena was right

[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

No matter the question, synth pop is the answer.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

Let's do it data-laughing

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 39 points 8 months ago
[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The North American Aerospace Defense Command Public Affairs (NORAD) said that the balloon was later intercepted by its fighters over Utah, who determined it was not a threat to national security.

Woke deep state globalists can't fool me, this is the prelude to a Chinese ground invasion.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 15 points 8 months ago

intercepted by its fighters over Utah

It would have been funnier if they shot it down, but it is pretty funny that they spent tens of thousands of dollars to intercept it.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

prelude to a Chinese ground invasion.

The US MSM already has libs and hogs convinced that the PRC is intentionally sending fentanyl through the southern border. They'd probably believe that too.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

This Is An Actual UFO Bitch! We Clown In This Muthafucka Betta Take Yo Sensitive Ass Back to The Pentagon

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 8 months ago
[-] LeZero@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

Boo! Get better material!

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

K O Y A A N I S Q A T S I

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago

China trying to bait the US into a "boy who cried wolf" situation where they keep sending weather balloons until the US stops shooting them down, that's when they send the ones armed with nuclear war heads

[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

China playing the long con as always

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fu-Go_balloon_bomb

Fu-Gos armed with nukes is certainly a take. Will be awesome in 20 years when one blows up in a forest when some camper stumbles upon it.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 8 months ago

Wonder why they're focusing on this meaningless story instead of covering the criminal case against Israel at the ICJ over their ongoing genocide thonk

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 8 points 8 months ago

ALIEN INVASION! Space Farce needs $500 billion NOW!

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 8 months ago
[-] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 5 points 8 months ago

I wonder if wearing a shirt with a picture of a weather balloon on it will count as treason now, if a picture of a paraglider counts as terrorism.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 8 months ago

balloon 2: electric boogaloo

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