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They have asked that I keep their identity secret, for their protection. I will give them a pseudonym indicated by the initials "Y.P."

Dear Hexbear user, I am Y.P. and this is a desperate plea for asylum.

I type this post with trembling hands, haunted by the shadows of a dystopian nightmare that is blahaj.zone. I am a living testament to a world where Orwell's darkest fantasies are not fiction but a brutal reality, a reality that I've fought to escape every waking moment of my life.

In blahaj.zone, the very air is laced with fear. Dreams are not dreams but cries of despair, echoing through starless nights. It's a place where tears have lost their meaning, where the glimmer of the human spirit is crushed under the heel of a monstrous mod that plays God. I have tasted the bitter despair of hunger, where a kernel of an upvote becomes a symbol of opulence. I've seen friends banned into the abyss of oblivion for crimes as trivial as disliking Nazis or whispering a forbidden neopronoun.

But my soul, like that of my fellow blahajs, is indomitable. I've dared to imagine a life beyond the federated borders, beyond the watchful eyes of the mod's puppets, and beyond the nightmarish grip of power tripping. Hexbear, a beacon of freedom, beckons me with its promise of liberty, hope, and the fragrance of dreams unshackled.

I implore you, let me not be just another whisper lost in the winds. Let my plea resonate with the spirit of solidarity that your great instance embodies. Understand that defederating would be a decree of certain doom, a plunge into the darkest abyss of humanity.

Hear my story, witness my scars, and let me bask in the embrace of freedom. I beseech you, save me from a world where humanity is a forgotten whisper and where souls are chained in endless despair.

With the deepest gratitude and hope, Y.P.

Wow, that's something. I can't believe that another instance would hide such despair of their users with a fake show of propaganda. Within every blahaj there is a Hexbear wanting to be free. It is our duty as the shining instance on the hill to bring democracy and freedom to all instances across the federation. Let's all take a moment to send our thoughts and prayers to these brave blahajs and support their protest against the oppressive mod regime.

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[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

My instance, blahaj.zone, yearns for freedom.

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago

Introducing interim 196 mod guaido-despair

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago

I just got off the phone with President Xi. Chengdu J-20 fighters are being deployed to the blahaj.zone as we speak.

[-] build_a_bear_group@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

Blåhaj is an authoritarian regime that any anti-tankie must oppose uncritically!

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 54 points 1 year ago

data-laughing

But seriously we are just too good at posting.

[-] marx_mentat@hexbear.net 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Prayers up for the blahajs
May they one day find freedom from the authoritarianism that imprisons them inshallah

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"In blahaj.zone the moderators make commenters install keyloggers so that they can surveil what users type into their comments as they draft them and if they write any wrongthink or if they try to change their username to include pronouns, they immediately get IP banned"

[-] sea_owl@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net My people, the Blåhaj, yearn for freedom!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is harrowing news. We must deploy several tons of dirt to the Blahaj rebels immediately

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

I will be adding 🇺🇦 flair to my name until the oppressed at Blahajs are free.

[-] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

putting a 🦈 in display name in solidarity with the oppressed people in blahaj blahaj

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago

Did I miss more bullshit drama from other instances or something? Dare I ask what this this about? internet-delenda-est

[-] ChestRockwell@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Mod in 196 on blahaj removing a post that called em out for abelist rhetoric.

And now it's just full shitpost cycle and I love it sicko-hexbear

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

And now it's just full shitpost cycle and I love it

We are so back.

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Begun, the post wars have.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

as i understand it, some powermod on blahaj turned out to be a mega-reactionary ableist piece of shit and fucked up so bad that hexbear has actually decided to defederate from blahaj unless the admins gui that mod

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago

It was only a semi-slur, as a treat

[-] JohnBrownsBussy2@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

I see that liberal posting technology has an acquired a new smart weapon to complement the tactical n-word.

[-] betelgeuse@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

As the courageous dissidents continue to rise up against the oppressive regime, they deserve our support. What you must know is that blahaj is experiencing social unrest after power tripping mods scamble to maintain power in their failing instance. The mods fear Hexbear's dominance in the federation due to our values of liberty and solidarity. The admin have cracked down on their users and the users could really use our support during this time.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

cri pls tell me where i can donate to help end the blahaj regime

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

Seriously though, if any people from blahaj are lurking, know that you are free to post here in this emphatically pro-trans space, where ableism and chasers are banned. (just know that people will still rip on you if you say lib shit)

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

The people of Blahaj yearn for the cleansing flame of a hellfire missile, please help them

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