Going a-víking and dismembering "a few" Englishmen...

Space mining.

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

War crimes.

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

Being an ex yakuza

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

Rimworld players:

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

Killing mr house

Killing the queen (chess)

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)