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Games rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by nifty@lemmy.world to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Space mining.

[-] carnimoss@lemmings.world 7 points 9 months ago

MarioKart so hit and run or throwing things at other cars

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[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

RimWorld... I'm not the type for cannibalism or human skin hats, but I do produce and sell a shitload of cocaine.

Oh, and I killed a child colonist, in this run. There was a bug in her age-up event, and the game would not let me proceed until she was... removed. I hate killing children, but since it was the end of the world without doing so, I give myself a pass this time

[-] taanegl@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Genociding an entire planet, making said planet implode.

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[-] Questy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

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[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
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[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

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[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

I'd probably be done in for EPA violations (Satisfactory).

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[-] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Destroying a planet solely to exterminate an invasive species in order to thwart the plans of a space pirate organization who were planning on leveraging the powers of said invasive species for nefarious purposes.

At least I saved the animals.

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[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Running a 75 ton Timberwolf Battlemech.

Pretty sure just turning the thing on would be enough to get me arrested. Civilians typically aren't allowed Surface To Surface missiles, and megawatt power lasers that are effective weapons at a range of over 1000m.

I'll have a 100 ton Madcat 2 soon.

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[-] fermuch@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Being an ex yakuza

[-] mihnt@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

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[-] Kyrinar@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Uh...is travelling through time and mass exterminating purple lovecraftian monsters with my pet bird a crime? Because if not, I got nothin

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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

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[-] recently_Coco@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

Demolishing robots with a magnetic guitar-sword in beat with my rock playlist that plays in my heart.🤘

[-] MxRemy@lemmy.one 6 points 9 months ago

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago
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[-] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

Trespassing - have to catch that pokemon for Pokemon Go.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

brutal organ harvesting using exclusively medicinal plants, followed by cannibalism

the name of the gameRimworld

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[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Legend of Zelda, maybe somebody finally had enough of me smashing all their pots and cutting all their grass. I don't think those monsters are calling the cops for all the murder, they always seem to pop right back anyway.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

[-] ax_xa@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Forging a committed relationship with Shadowheart.

[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

not slaying the princess I guess.

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[-] MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

[-] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago

Elden Ring... soo.. lots of murder

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[-] madeline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

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[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

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[-] Titou@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

Killing mr house

[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 9 months ago
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[-] retrieval4558@mander.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

Graveyard Keeper.

I don't even know. An absurd amount of mishandling and experimenting on corpses.

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[-] Skull@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Polluting and extracting every raw resource for my own benefit, mindlessly destroying the native alien population as they attempt to stop my destruction of their land.

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[-] CriticalMiss@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

I’m not sure I’m getting arrested. Me and a team of mercenaries were fighting another team of mercenaries over suitcases of intelligence. Seems like a state of war.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

Playing cards...? It was solitaire 😅

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

[-] Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Last game I've played was egg, inc. It's a mobile idle "numbers go up" game.. There's nothing overtly criminal, so probably tax evasion or something on my trevigintillion bocks.

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[-] whome@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago

Driving my rocket powered car into someone so they explode. What a save.

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