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As you ask know, I've been a very passionate advocate for communism. I've been living the communist life for five years now. Sadly, things have come up in my journey that have forced me to reconsider what's best for me, my health, and my sanity.

It's important for me to talk about why I was a communist. My brother is a union organiser, and he's a committed, hardcore communist. I love my brother, and read bits of State and Revolution to fit in. I enjoyed all the great times and cool aesthetics of living the communist lifestyle.

Let me make a list of why I'm leaving communism:

  1. Communism is a cult - There's so much violent rhetoric and hatred in communism. I prefer kindness around me, thank you. You get more honey with sugar than guns.

  2. Communism is very restrictive - What I mean by this is that communism limits my choices. There's like ten words I'm not allowed to say as a communist? I just kept seeing my non communist friends saying all those words when playing League of Legends, and it felt so difficult to exclude myself.

  3. Communism is unnatural - Lions have a hierarchical structure. Wolves have executive wolves and staff wolves. Ants have a class that derive their income entirely from investments. Beavers underpay exploited raccoons to produce commodities. Why shouldn't humans also engage in capitalism?

  4. Communism is unhealthy - So these good communists I know get up at 7am to work their jobs five or more days a week. I tried this for almost a year, but my body kept telling me that this was unhealthy. So I started listening to my body, and now I'm a manager at my dad's company, and I just feel so much healthier not having to do a real job.

  5. It's so difficult - As a white man who sometimes has to interact with women and non-white people, I often hear "that's kinda misogynistic" and "holy shit you're such a racist". Life is hard enough, I can't stop and think about everything I say and do.

It's for this reason that I'm leaving the communist lifestyle.

spoilerInspired by this kinda thing:

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=jnjInbHP-M0

Pls no non vegan bashing or vegan bashing on my shitpost

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[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago
[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

Why are you attacking my post? God you communists are so judgemental.

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago

Ants have a class that derive their income entirely from investments.

Concerning. My staff wolves are looking in to it.

[-] Lomifo@lemmygrad.ml 27 points 6 months ago

Comrade please accept the Teams invite to the struggle session we can work this out

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

We've been through this already. I won't be communist unless I get share time on your Playstation.

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Sorry, but Commissar Mom has decreed that it's my turn on the Playstation nineteeneightyfour

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Your mom is a tankie

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

My brother is petit bourgeois and he has a PlayStation. I could reappropriate it and put it in the commune’s rec center.

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Please just put on the dunce cap we mailed you, it's really important to how this works

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

I'm doing it right now. Why isn't it working??

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Ok so do you get the shared toothbrush or do we

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 23 points 6 months ago

Under communism, we do dental hygiene by a half an hour of kissing daily.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Not unless you use the toothbrush first, comrade.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

What's the point of kissing if you clean out your natural essence first?!?!​

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

To feel loved Care-Comrade

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

In communism your kissing hour gets cut in half by force of law

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 22 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I'm taking this posty very seriously because it wasn't posted in badposting

[-] Raebxeh@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

So these good communists I know get up at 7am to work their jobs five or more days a week. I tried this for almost a year, but my body kept telling me that this was unhealthy.

This unironically got to me. I have struggled my entire life to validate and and accommodate my own needs. I realized it was because my body was constantly screaming that something was wrong and it eventually just went numb. I’ve been trying to undo all this damage and the fact that working a 9-5 is literally too much for me despite me not having a choice is killing me. I can finally feel again, but my now principle stressor is something I can’t get rid of. It just makes me not feel like myself.

See if I knew not being a communist would solve this things would be a lot easier.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

One friend I know does well by selling bullshit health services to rich people. Another friend works for military intelligence doing pointless statistical analysis. They're definitely succeeding by being capitalist dickheads, but still they're luckier than most.

I'm really sorry that work hurts. You have my permission to do quiet quitting. It does help meet our physical needs.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

Sorry your vibe is kinda bringing me down, seems like a lot of negativity on that side of things.

Negation of the negation -> I am right you are wrong. Ipso facto, motherfucker.

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

Sorry your vibe is kinda bringing

Finally somebody gets me

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

Wolves have executive wolves and staff wolves.

this mofo saw Werewolves of The Wall street and thought it was a satire.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

I often hear "that's kinda misogynistic" and "holy shit you're such a racist". Life is hard enough, I can't stop and think about everything I say and do.

Ok, you got me! My laugh woke up all the dogs in the house.

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

This was a great start to my day. Very good. I think i enjoyed point 3 most. Thanks comrade

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Eventually we all grow up and realize we can't share our toothbrush

[-] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[-] newerAccountWhoDis@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
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