You can only pick one (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Comp4@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Its time to ask the hard questions. Choose wisely. Im sure the topminds on Hexbear will make the right decision.

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[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

smells like a nice memery

yea everyone loves the smell of expired mountain dew and smegma

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

One in melon mug for infinite energy, tastiness, and theming bonus

[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

infinite candle that makes you not stress? I'll take two please screm

[-] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Magic blanket, summers here too hot, winters too cold and my ass can't afford any comfort, so that's a clear winner. As for the rest, dream pillow don't really need I can lucid dream already, any candle sets off the smoke alarm, the teddy doesn't seem to be anything special and I have cuddly kitties, the favorite mug is interesting but nah unless I can use it on warmed water, that'd be hilarious but still not as nice as the blanket, I don't see what being braver will do, I'm already here afterall.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

It fills me with joy that so many of you found this little CYOA (choose your own adventure) amusing. I will be back in some time with another one.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

wheres cinderblock. i demand cinderblock.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

I live in a horrible climate so blanket is best option for me.

Ill make a cool jacket put of it

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

blanket

[-] ComradeLove@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I need all six.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

You would literally become a demigod

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah putting it all together like a cuddly thanos would look wild tho.

[-] DBVegas@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Treasure stone but it's close with the pillow.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

ELDER GOD TIER explosion

Endless candle

GOD TIER posad

Cuddly bear, magic blanket

CONTENDER TIER sicko-orca

Good dream pillow, treasure stone

DEEPLY FLAWED TIER : agony-mescaline

Favorite mug

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Favorite mug and endless candle both violate laws of thermodynamics. S tier

[-] Nacarbac@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

Candle probably does it best, since the cup specifies warm - and if you take an extremely cheesy interpretation of "stress" then it might apply to material stress, for added reality-breaking consequences.

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