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submitted 9 months ago by jaybone@lemmy.world to c/reddit@lemmy.world

I don't give a shit about reddit's DP program.

The first two or three emails I was willing to ignore. But they keep sending these.

How desperate do you have to be?

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[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hey, glad we could find you here. Did you know that the Reddit Directed Share Program deadline is 5 March 2024?

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago

Lol this would be funny as fuck if they started posting about their dick scam program here on Lemmy.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago

Desperation is a great look for an IPO.

[-] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago

Translation “Somebody please hold my bags”

[-] xan1242@lemmy.ml 45 points 9 months ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Is this even legal?

Aside from the spam stuff, does the FTC allow this?

[-] somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Assuming you're in the US, everything is allowed, and an entity as benign as thr FTC can't stop that.

[-] fluxion@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I think someone else did that and got banned for "report abuse". Absolutely bonkers.

[-] xan1242@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

I should've clarified I did that on my email provider lol

Eh, works either way.

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Not enough bag holders. Spez needs his golden Tesla signed by Elon, and he's still a few million suckers away.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 28 points 9 months ago

I got a reminder email from them, stating that if you didn't want to join I needn't worry; this would be the last email they'd send about it.

They then sent a DM from u/reddit to my account, meaning I got another email about it.

Even something as simple as that they can't get right.

[-] sysadmin420@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Fucking same I read the email when I received the dm and chuckled about it as the push notification came in.

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

They banned me for talking shit on nazis and still spend me spam trying to get me to their website they don't even want me on. And if I do click on it there's a big red banner telling me I'm not welcome. Crazy. Fuck reddit, and most it's users.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 9 months ago

I got that email today too for one of my accounts. Oddly, its my old account that I retired long ago. The one I was still using up till the exodus last year, hasnt gotten a second email yet. Theyre really desperate for that cash money arent they?

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I received one for a moderation bot I created

[-] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 9 months ago

🎶 Isn’t it ironic 🎶

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I logged into my old account, replied to the message, and told them to pack sand and that I hoped those WSB numpties short their stock into oblivion.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 9 months ago

I got spammed bt e-mail in old reddit accounts i didn't evem remember having created. Some 6 accounts in total, long abandoned with barely any karma. They are extremely desperate.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

They'd probably have better luck launching and rugging a crypto.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 9 months ago

They did ride the NFT wave with NFT avatars. Doubt that was a profitable venture

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

They tried that one.

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Did you and the other millions of users opt into receiving marketing emails from them when you signed up?

Let's starts a class action lawsuit.

[-] Emerald@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's a reddit inbox message, not an email

[-] w2tpmf@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

They are also directly emailing people.

[-] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 9 months ago

I’d get a better ROI from selling my old account to spammers.

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 9 points 9 months ago

I’d be open to that. Is there a market place?

[-] sysadmin420@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

Yikes! You’re right. People are selling accounts for roughly 50-100 €, which is much more than what I expected.

[-] fidodo@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

They must know that investors have no confidence in their IPO so they're hoping their user base is dumb enough to inflate their price.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

Logged into my porn alt that I barely use for anything ever

It had the original IPO and this message

How the fuck was my randomly generated username porn account that I modded one sub for and used for wracking off to titties enough of a power user to get that when I hadn't used it in like 8 months?

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Lol I saw this too. Who the fuck would want to buy shares in Reddit these days? Who the fuck would buy shares in a failing product with a CEO hellbent on ruining it further?

Had this been 10 years ago, I might have fallen for it.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

The bootlickers and large companies ruining the platform for either profit anor because they're power hungry. Those are the people they expect to buy into their scam.

[-] 7u5k3n@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I've gotten it via email and via dm

I've reported as spam in Gmail and blocked the user on old.reddit

Fuck them and their bags.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 5 points 9 months ago

I reckon closing your account or calling it out on a popular sub could have similar beneficial outcomes here

[-] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

How do i short this shit

[-] snownyte@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

I just find it funny how Spez thinks his cesspool of a community is marketable enough to be treated as a serious stock exchange. Poorly moderated, asinine engagement, braindead repetition, ban-happy and devoid of this 'intellectualism' Reddit boasts about.

And I want Reddit to go public just to see how hard it'll fail.

[-] Shialac@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

They started to send me this less than a day after the initial mail lmao

[-] spez@lemmus.org 1 points 8 months ago

We need shareholders to make money on our negative revenue product.

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