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[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 94 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I wish I was illiterate.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

I, on the other hand, just want to experience this now.

[-] ThoGot@lemm.ee 49 points 1 year ago

I had to get my septum surgically corrected and let me tell you that when the boogers/blood clots came out, it was exactly like OP described

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago
[-] don@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

It’s not as though I can stop you…

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Just snort cocaine. Less painful. In the short term anyway.

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

well congratulations, you are now.

hello illiterate, i'm fest

[-] aeharding@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ok but as a rule use voyagers share as image feature next time (/¯ ಠ_ಠ)/¯

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago

That sounds like some black magic type shit

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 year ago

this is amazing

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Pretty cool.

[-] Fungah@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

This is one of those things no one talks about but should. This is what the morning after do8ng a bunch if cocaine is like every time.

[-] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Except then you eat it and your mouth is numb for a bit and it helps the hangover

[-] TaTTe@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

It would have cost you nothing to not write this comment...

[-] pelotron@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago
[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s Dr Niels Bohr, renowned physicist, he can eat quantum coke boogies he earned it

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] TheCoolerMia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 year ago

Disgusting...

Can someone punch me in the nose? I'm curious what this feels like now >u<

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

I get mild sinus infections through the year and get about half a dozen or so smaller ones a month.

I don't know how else to describe it when one of those brain tickling bastards comes sliding out, but mine is the feeling of relief from a clear nose mixed with the tingling sensation when I'm about to nut. That feeling can make my day

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 year ago

Would we even be a proper link aggregator site without comments that belong in an encyclopedia of filth? This is just the foreword...

[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Been there. It does feel satisfying.

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago

I've had this happen. It's kind of terrifying honestly.

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I know that feeling. I once woke up and had a plugged left nostril. Stuck a pinky in it to explore and out came a giant, solidified blood slug about 4 inch long. Apparently I’d had a spontaneous nosebleed during the night.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

When I was ~14 years old I woke up one morning with a splitting headache. It was so bad that I didn't go to school that day. About two hours into my morning I got the sudden urge to blow my nose. What came out of my right nostril was an enormous booger roughly the size of my entire pinky, with small streaks of blood marking the outside. I'll never forget the feeling of expelling that monstrosity, it was pure bliss. I hope it happens to me again one day

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That sounds like a scary one; you’d almost be tempted to think you suddenly dislodged a brain tumor or things like that :D

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Yep. Like a blood ribbon almost. I imagine the bleed started in the front of the nasal cavity and trickled quite a ways back when I was sleeping on my back.

I was quite surprised indeed when it came out. Even took a picture of it.

[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

i already regret asking but can you share the photo here?

[-] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately I don’t have it anymore or I’d post it for sure :D I took it years ago on an ancient iPod Touch that now has a spicy pillow for a battery and is completely dead.

[-] Silentiea@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

These words... They cause me... Discomfort.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

I threw up in my mouth a little reading that, but I bet it did feel satisfying.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not gonna lie, this post made me have my nose picked with a rolled tissue just to see what comes out of it

[-] BurnedDonut@ani.social 8 points 1 year ago

This deserving of a serious WTF!!!

[-] Gerudo@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

And only 7 up votes....

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
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