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[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 66 points 2 years ago

If you resurrected Einstein and made him read this he would die again

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He would recant the theory of relativity, taking all the evidence with him, and then disappear into a wormhole

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Nah man he’d giggle and ask for another hit from the bong.

[-] zedgeist@lemm.ee 53 points 2 years ago

I hate everything about this. Well done.

[-] FatTony@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

This is like boomer humor, but for millenials. Dare I say, Millenial Humor.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

So it skipped a whole generation.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

They rewrote the Bible for gen z’ers. They should do the same for scientific papers. I still wouldn’t understand a word they say, but it’d be hilarious.

[-] sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

They what? I'm already stunlocked on the first sentence.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

God slid in Mary's dms

[-] Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

What’s the origin of the broccoli? Who decided children should look uniformly stupid again?

[-] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

We trained them wrong as a joke.

[-] exocrinous@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

Children always looked stupid, you just didn't notice it when you were a child

[-] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

Children will always choose the look that pisses off the old farts the most.

[-] amansman@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Let the days go by.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

This just reminds me that E=mc^2 is only a part of the equation. The rest is left out for most people because the result of the remainder has a negligible effect on the result unless you're traveling at incredible speeds.

[-] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Honestly, albey looks pretty good with the mcfuckboy cut

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 14 points 2 years ago

The Rizz GOAT himself! :-P

[-] TheControlled@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

I love these "annoying Gen Z" memes

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

I fucking hate this and shall therefore subject my friends to this atrocity

[-] newtraditionalists@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

Can anyone from gen z refute this? You relate to this deeply don't you? It's OK. Embrace it. Perms are your friend. They don't betray you at all. Look how good you look.

[-] darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

If you think looking like you have a bunch of broccoli on your head is looking good.

[-] mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Gyatt does not play dice.

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Dat hurr is hella doe

[-] maculata@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

I have no idea what language this is, but nevertheless I hate it.

[-] SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

what a terrible day to have eyes

this post was submitted on 10 Mar 2024
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