She had to go to Turkey to get dental care and they accidentally gave her the leg-lengthening surgery and everyone is terribly embarrassed.
Wait I thought she got a BBL
Butt is legs
longer legs is basically the same thing right
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it's actually her husband who's missing/dead. she of course got transed by the woke mafia and is now going around as prince william.
The British royal family needs the Romanov treatment
Theory:
Her husband realised they weren't in fact brother and sister and killed her in shame of diluting his magic flag cum/blood. Her body's been hacked up and buried all over their stupid fucking castle.
In, like, a month, a corgi will unearth a finger bone.
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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