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the perfect body (mander.xyz)
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[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 100 points 8 months ago

Carcinisation strikes again.

[-] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Reject humanity. Return to crab

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Nonono, sideways

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 19 points 8 months ago

I just love this word. It has a great claw-feel.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

It's perfectly cromulent.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 49 points 8 months ago
[-] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 8 months ago
[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 12 points 8 months ago

Where does your species go to perform their mating displays?

Same as your species: The beach!

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 10 points 8 months ago

You called?

[-] neo@feddit.de 8 points 8 months ago

As if this wasn't posted by Zoidburg!

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] stanka@lemmy.ml 40 points 8 months ago

Overall sand repellent crotch.

Nose flaps.

Nictitating membrane(s). Heck that solves lots of issues.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[-] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

But do you hate it?

[-] THE_ANTIHERO@lemmy.today 30 points 8 months ago

Ok ok crabs are superior we get it .

[-] newtraditionalists@beehaw.org 24 points 8 months ago

Sand repellant anus certainly is a new image for me.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago

New band name

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 23 points 8 months ago

Also crab legs so you can scuttle.

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 months ago

Scuttle scuttle scuttle

Zoidberg scuttles into the ocean

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 13 points 8 months ago

Crispr, I am just saying... (as the meme suggests, this is all totally fine, certainly no issues foreseen here, especially if I squeeze my eyes shut really tight!:-P)

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

With Crispr, you can squeeze your anus really tight as well to repel that sand!

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 3 points 8 months ago

Sounds like the perfect beach-adapted body to me! :-P Especially if it comes with gills to replace a scuba suit?

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

Hmm, am I attracted to crabs?

[-] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Also the ability to burrow under the sand for protection from predators and the elements.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 7 points 8 months ago

Why just sand resistant anus? There are creatures with sand resistant eye lashes too. I thought anuses already were sand resistant tbh.

[-] JoYo@lemmy.ml -3 points 8 months ago

You know you can just steal the post, no one here cares who tweeted it in 2018.

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