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[-] Artyom@lemm.ee 29 points 11 months ago

Jafaa, KREE!

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

There it is. Say hello to King Tut.

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 2 points 11 months ago

Indeed

[-] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

[-] ech@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago

Catholic Church Courts Youth

...let's not.

[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Yeah that's not quality alliteration. The appropriate(?!) word here is children.

[-] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Raven Beak?

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

It... glistens.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Great now we must pray to a God for good afterlife and to an AI overlord for good life.

[-] a2part2@lemmy.zip 4 points 11 months ago

I think this is going to test Le Onions predictive powers.

[-] Potatisen@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I would certainly go for that!

[-] jesusrp98@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This article is BONKERS

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I dunno, that looks more like a cybernetic pigeon-man.

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