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[-] SavedKriss@lemmy.world 86 points 1 year ago

Male urinary incontinence is a serious thing and might be caused by prostate cancer among other things. Instead of plugging your urethra with a finger you should talk to your doctor.

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

instead of plugging that mental image into existence, you should not

[-] SavedKriss@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Too late now

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 66 points 1 year ago
[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 40 points 1 year ago

To become a certified plumber?

[-] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The only good answer

[-] tpihkal@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I guess we all have a little beaver instinct don't we?

[-] pumpkinseedoil@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

Can someone explain please?

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago
[-] candywashing@infosec.pub 60 points 1 year ago
[-] citrusface@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago

Then you understand how many vaginas this person has interacted with.

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 28 points 1 year ago

It feels more like... a... bag... of sand.

[-] reinei@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Wait which part? (Also don't get too explicit because NSFW and also that'll kill the fun)

Cause I can't currently imagine which part exactly you say is kinda like sand... (Granted in a bag)

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 6 points 1 year ago

lol, it was just a reference to 40 Year Old Virgin

[-] ShadowRam@fedia.io 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see the Im14andthisisdeep crowd is making it's way to the fediverse.

[-] Betch@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

On the internet, everybody is 14.

Also, chill. This is Lemmy Shitpost.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 13 points 1 year ago

"Hello, fingerers and fingerees!"

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

And those who are both ๐Ÿ˜˜

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Yup. ๐Ÿ™‚

this post was submitted on 17 Mar 2024
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