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[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 121 points 8 months ago
[-] MxM111@lemmy.world 53 points 8 months ago

Judging by the picture, it’s a cat.

[-] Hootz@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

My cat likes pizza so I'm going to agree.

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 44 points 8 months ago

OP, the correct gender neutral pronoun is "they", even if we talk about one person.

But generally a very solid meme!

[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 11 points 8 months ago

this is definitely not oc, dates back to at least aug 2020. this is also showcased by OP calling the teacher “she” while OOP hit em with the ol’ “it”

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[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

grammatical animacy (“it” vs “they”) aside, its not as easy to get it/it’s right as some commenters suggest. the authors of the constitution got it wrong too. the error has it’s own few decades of historical precedent. 🙃

No State shall, without the Consent of the Congress, lay any Imposts or Duties on Imports or Exports, except what may be absolutely necessary for executing it's inspection Laws: and the net Produce of all Duties and Imposts, laid by any State on Imports or Exports, shall be for the Use of the Treasury of the United States; and all such Laws shall be subject to the Revision and Controul of the Congress.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

They could barely agree on how words were spelled back then.

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[-] Thassodar@lemm.ee 98 points 8 months ago

Everyone is calling out "it's" but not bough?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago
[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Good call, my eyes fixed that for me without me noticing.

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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 90 points 8 months ago

I was in the later years of elementary school when the American school system really started to become grossly underfunded.

I repeatedly heard my teacher grumbling about copy paper and lack of supplies. A coupe of times, my teacher complained to ME! Expressing how they were stressed out about not being able to get all the stuff they needed to teach and didn't mean to snap at me like that. O_O

I really felt bad for them, they couldn't do anything to stop it.

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 40 points 8 months ago

Same experience. They're trying to turn education into a pyramid scheme.

[-] mellowheat@suppo.fi 78 points 8 months ago

I like how the pronoun suggests that the teacher is an actual cat.

[-] xorollo@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

We confirmed the lawyer is not a cat, but not the teacher.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 72 points 8 months ago
[-] chatokun@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Gender neutral, but forgot their existed.

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[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 51 points 8 months ago

Our class party's were always "bring a plate" type parties - parents would give the kids a plate of something to contribute

It was the best.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby 25 points 8 months ago

Potluck is always the best way to have a party, everyone contribute something.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 8 months ago

I remember doing "stone soup" which was kinda the same thing. There's just one big pot of soup and everyone contributes ingredients to it.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

I feel like that could go really great or fucking terribly depending on what kind of friends you have.

"I contributed beef!"

"I contributed potatoes!"

"I contributed a bag of doritos!"

"I contributed this bottle of moose piss!"

You know, duality of man type thing.

[-] ApatheticCactus@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

"I contributed a bag of quickrete!"

Yeah that wouldn't work here.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 8 months ago

Yeah... It was in kindergarten and 1st grade, so it could definitely get weird when it's the kids choosing what goes into the pot.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I'd show up with a bay leaf

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

"No no, that's good! Everyone give Timmy a hand, he brought something edible this time."

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[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago
[-] aulin@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

For fuck's sake, guys

FTFY

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[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 51 points 8 months ago

Been there. In my secondary school, every week a class was selected for performing well (so good feedback for behaviour and homework sort of stuff) so the class got a tenner I think. So at the end of the year when we won so many times we had about 100 quid so the teacher wanted to see what everybody wanted to do and of course the class said party. So the teacher had to plan out how to spread 100 pound on food for a class of 30 and she used her own money too. My form teacher was a legend.

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[-] Furbag@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago

I never appreciated this as a kid even though there was plenty of pizza to go around for everyone back then. If any teachers are in this thread reading this comment, thank you. Thank you. It does make a difference, even if it's a small gesture.

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[-] alyth@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago

"it's" - nice touch to hint at the underfunded school system

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No capital to start the sentence, no period, “bough” instead of bought. Yep.

TBF there’s a whole separate mindset of online communication that seems to demand shitty writing and spelling, like there’s peer pressure to not do it right even if the writer might know better. One would hope in a more formal setting the writer would do better. Maybe.

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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 38 points 8 months ago

My parents were both teachers, so I feel this lol

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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

I did a pizza party for the class that made the most improvement on a benchmark test. Paid ~$100 in my own money, tried to get everyone enough for two slices. It wasn’t the right kind of pizza, they were still hungry, I didn’t get the right soda… fuck me for not dropping that cash on a fat j instead.

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[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 8 months ago

why is the meme referring to the teacher as an "it"

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Everyone's so scared of pronouns now, humans are now referred to as non-sentient objects.

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[-] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

To further dehumanize it for not buying enough pizza of course. /s

[-] Mirodir@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 8 months ago

Because it's a cat.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

It’s? Do you mean their?

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

it is own money. What's so hard to understand about that? /s

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[-] cheerjoy@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Teachers are subhuman now, didn't you get the memo?

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago
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[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

This feels like it could be a new indicator for the relationship between economy and education... The Pizza Party Slice Index?

[-] mtchristo@lemm.ee 14 points 8 months ago

Some teachers deserve all the good in the world.

[-] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 8 months ago

Why can't good people who want to do good work get paid for their time?

The super intendant of that school district is probably a millionaire, but doesn't do any of the work.

It seems like only the shitty teachers that hate children are the ones that remain as teachers.

[-] reversebananimals@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

this hurts my heart

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