Uh yeah, I'm an interstellar posadist. We're gonna be saved by interdimensional dolphins

Some of yall already do this. "Oh I wouldn't say I'm a communist, I'm actually a fourth-term-stellar-gurbungali-antimheadovist".

You get one of these -
and that's more than it should be.

You're not some weird strain of abstract thought. You're a leftist, you hate capitalism, you want to seize the means of production and you want to create a world where children don't Starve and the homeless aren't. Worrying about how we should structure the fiscal policy of the GSSR is at best silly. At worst it's just a way to create division between you and other comrades.

scatman's worldview

I'm a card carrying member of the Maoist-John Brownism Party.

But I am the real ideology of Hexbear!

Also, my bit is stanning Dithmarschen's Kulakocracy as the ideal system.

Communism is free time and nothing else. Were any of the so called "AES" moving towards abolishing the commodity form? No!

🐬 Gang representing

Down with the disgusting hairless apes!

Kinda split between calling for a return of the Roman Empire or being a Silures nationalist.

Marxism-Banderiteism FTW

Ugh fine, I'll be the PatSoc if nobody else will take it.

I will prepare for the role by huffing paint for an hour, be right back.

I'm calling dibs on technogaianism

Claiming to be a distributionist to piss off the Reddit atheists.

Dibs on Dengist

I'm going to be that one type of guy who thinks communism is when businesses get tax breaks