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Seriously. There’s so many floating around. It feels like there’s a cycle of

Random programmer thinks xyz language sucks -> she/he makes a slightly different, slightly faster, slightly more secure version -> by luck this gains mass adoption-> random programmer thinks new xyz language sucks

I propose when the revolution comes and the last guillotine falls we decide a general-purpose programming language that coders should stick to. I vote Lisp or any of the dialects (scheme, clojure, racket), but i also feel something about the Julia language for scientific research. Maybe we can decriminalize using C. Absolutely ban and hunt down the use of any of the hipster languages teenagers are into these days.

Nim? Zig? Crystal?? I am absolutely losing my damn mind. It compiles to bytecode people. Make up ur damn minds. To jail with all of u

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[-] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 41 points 5 months ago

When the revolution comes we need to unify tools

Hammer? Screwdriver? Spanner? One of these should be enough

[-] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Single handle with interchangeable heads.

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 39 points 5 months ago
[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

All these cutting edge new languages are just wrappers around the same C libraries some anonymous grad students wrote in the 70s funded by some tiny government grants.

[-] RussianEngineer@hexbear.net 25 points 5 months ago

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to C."

[-] RedWizard@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

All these cutting edge new languages are just wrappers around the same assembly code by Kathleen Booth in the 1940s for her university computer.

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[-] PaX@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Programming languages and operating systems are really best developed together tbh

Otherwise you end up building an new, extremely unimaginative operating system into your programming language that is usually permanently linked with the operating system you developed it with anyway

[-] atturaya@lemmygrad.ml 31 points 5 months ago

part of project 2025 is making javascript the only programming language

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago

Never thought I'd say this, but we gotta vote Biden.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 28 points 5 months ago
[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Rust got trans women's seal of approval, that's how you know it's the real deal.

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 23 points 5 months ago
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[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

Can we ban all tools that aren't hammers while we are here?

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 17 points 5 months ago

After the revolution we should just unify english. Theres so many spoken languages around.

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago

Hearies when there's more than one sign language type beat

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[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

Language design and theory has made some legitimate gains over the past couple decades. And different languages have different strengths suited for different problems. I think the issue is that even people who agree with this aren’t gonna agree on the language to standardize on. It’s the XKCD comic.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

there are 28 coding languages

"We need to invent a universal language that brings all these together so everybody can just use one"

there are 29 coding languages

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

There's a lot of languages but people usually have a favorite that probably isn't very unique lol

There's no such thing as a universal language but we can build better languages (and operating systems) that dominate

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 months ago

There are THAT many people coding in assembly? There's no way. I refuse to believe it.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Yeahh that graph is based on the TIOBE index: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TIOBE_index which is based on search engine queries lol. Kinda bad methodology but I guess it does reflect something

I'm primarily a C programmer who likes to work on operating systems and sometimes you just need assembly for certain things tbh and it can't be avoided. There's a significant amount of people working on low-level operating system or compiler or firmware stuff who have to write a lot of assembly, usually for machine specific things. It's really not that bad but ofc it depends on the machine you are programming (x86 is fucking awful)

[-] WaterBowlSlime@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Oh so assembly is that high up on the chart because people keep googling for help, that makes much more sense lol. My heart goes out to the assembly programmers. World's strongest soldiers

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago

a lot of searches about assembly are because some languages let you embed it (C, rust, etc). there are also lots of tiny devices that you can't target with a lot of languages (or do so in an efficient way, anyway). so you wind up mixing assembly with C or rust to get anything useful done.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Sometimes it can be fun, like playing a real life version of TIS-100 or something lol

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[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

And then we can use our unified programming language to write a program so tall it breaches Heaven itself

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[-] pinguinu@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 5 months ago

Yeah I program in WebAssembly, what about it?

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[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

learn more languages - it makes the code you write more effective on the human level. like learning Haskell taught me how to conceive of ideas that you would just solve by duplicating code or building a shitty interface that falls apart when you need to combine it with anything else. code is math and code is a means by which you communicate with other people. and you need to learn to express yourself in more ways in order to come to a deeper understanding of both of those facets.

I don't want fewer languages. I want more diversity and more experimentation. I'd love to see more domain-specialized languages that borrow ideas from the more academic languages and refine them. look at Elm and how much ground it broke - so much so that it's impacted how new javascript UI frameworks are designed. but Elm couldn't exist without languages like Haskell and Ocaml. and those couldn't exist without ML, Miranda, etc, etc.

putting limits on human creativity defeats the entire purpose of the left. we dream of being unshackled, of the genuine freedom that can only come from the defeat of capitalism and the dawn of a new, socialist political economy. perhaps if one day I write a better Lean, it will inspire someone to write a web language that brings proofs into the developers' lexicon and we will all have less shitty, poorly conceived, brittle code to maintain. and maybe you'll inspire me with a great idea of your own.

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[-] thetaT@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I like Guile with its compiler tower. You can use multiple languages on the same VM, even using libraries from one language on another, which is fucking cool. The core language for Guile is Scheme, and it supports standards from R4RS-R7RS, along with plenty of built-in SRFIs, some implemented out-of-tree and many of its own Guile-specific extensions.

For the compiler tower, so far we've got the aforementioned ballin' Scheme implementation, Emacs Lisp, an unfinished JavaScript implementation that doesn't even fully implement ES3, Brainfuck, Python, wonky Lua, and Guile-specific Clojure. Hopefully there's more to come and there's some I missed.

While the main purpose for the compiler tower is to lower a language into the IR (Tree-IL) (although you can lower a language into another language too, which then itself can be lowered into IR), which gets lowered to more verbose IR (CPS), then bytecode - we can also raise IR through decompilation. For example, Guile-JavaScript compiles Scheme to IR, then decompiles the IR and raises it to JavaScript.

Then there's also Guile Hoot, which I believe lowers the IR into WASM. In theory, when its complete, the above languages could work with Hoot and he compiled to Hoot, but I'm not entirely sure on this.

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[-] BigHaas@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

Terrible take tbh

You can pry Julia out of my cold dead hands but if you make me work with other people in it I'll start sobbing

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago
[-] PaX@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah literally mostly all I want is a better C with less weird quirks and undefined behavior, may as well drop null-terminated strings except for compatibility too, maybe some kind of memory-safety mechanism too, ooh also better support for multi-dimensional arrays

Rust was kinda like that until it became the better C++

Maybe in 10 years someone will be designing a better Rust because they made the same mistakes of C++ and forced so much shit into it it's extremely difficult to write any new, better implementations and port to new systems

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[-] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Banning programming languages seems like a bad idea to me, humanity has come to regret all that language standardization and cultural genocide that happened with the imposition of one universal linguistic language. My official (so the communist position) on programming languages is let a thousand alternates to C+ bloom, then crush them all under the jackboot of the communist party. THEY WILL ALL BE THE LANGUAGE OF COMMUNISM!

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

such decisions will be made scientifically, without the liberal farce of the voting ritual.

it's javascript

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

In my communist future it's all Torqur3D, Python, and BASIC. No, I do not know any of those.

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

I'm only familiar with Python...

[-] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago

Python will be outlawed unfortunately.

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