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[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Jimmy Carter is laughing at you. Lyndon Johnson is pulling down.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

I don't want to see Johnson's Johnson, thank you very much.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

Yes Obama spit on me zaddy

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

I'll leave this here...

There's a Yiddish word that's spelled similarly. It can be spelled in a bunch of ways - zaide for example. It's pronounced ZEY-dee. It means grandfather.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Thanks for letting us know this.

You didn't have to let us know.

But you did.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Alter kocker voice: "Great-grandson, great-grandson - on Facebook I saw somebody speaking of 'their zaddy'. Their zaddy? The gentiles are using Yiddish now?"

Great-grandson: "It um... I mean... It's not from Yiddish."

Alter kocker: "What then?"

Great-grandson: "Oy vey."

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alter kocker: A senior citizen with a Yiddish accent.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Holy BDSM Batman!

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

this says a lot more about the person making this than they probably meant it to.

Barrack Obama wants to spit in your face.

Bill Clinton wants to sexually humiliate you with your wife in front of your father at your family BBQ on July 4th, 1996.

John Kerry wants to bust inside you without a condom even after you insist he wears one.

Pete Buttigieg wants to put his fingers in your mouth and spank your bare bottom in the back seat of an illegally parked Acura Integra.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

All politics is sexual pathology

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 12 points 7 months ago
[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I think so?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-obama-spitting-face-213651056.html

They don't link to any source, and the story is from a conservative UK rag, but it's something

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Apparently.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

Yes Republicans and Democrats seem to have the same people writing their insulting and shaming money begs. Someone should archive them and put them side by side.

[-] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Damn guess I'm not voting for Obama or Clinton this election

Uhh... let me spit here.

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

Barack Hussein Obama

wants to

tie you down

and make you watch him

fuck your wife

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago

this sounds kinky.

Where do i sign up?

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Some of them want to use you,
Some of them want to get used by you.
Some of them want to abuse you,
Some of them want to be abused.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Please, I call upon our big wet boy to please take a dive in the 2024 elections just because whatever your staff will come up with will be funny.

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

If he takes a dive - this could be one of the emails.

Dear Patriots, it is your sacred duty to help OUR HERO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP to overcome his current minor obstacles...

Lower down after the warnings and "THE IMPORTNT DONATONS BUTTONS" there's a list.

Things that could happen

- Michelle Obama comes to your house in a leather teddy and spanks you 107 times with a riding crop.

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

I have been getting these lol. I signed up to something with a throwaway forwarding email in 2016 just to see how it progressed.

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Damn, I'd vote for Obama a third time if I could.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

That's why you keep the PIGPOOPBALLS handy as a reply. They loopholed a way for them to keep spamming us, and I found a way to keep insulting, shaming , and humiliating their poor texters. Even had one democrat reply "I'm human you know" . did-someone try to promote a corrupt genocider and got shat on back? Boo hoo.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Meanwhile here's what a Green money beg looks like.

Snip

The deck has always been stacked against insurgent movements that challenge the status quo. The parties of war and Wall Street are grandfathered onto your ballots, even though a whopping two-thirds of voters are clamoring for better options.

Think about what Day One of a Stein presidency would mean:

  • An immediate end to the funding of genocide

  • An immediate declaration of climate emergency and a full scale mobilization to end fossil fuel and transition to renewable and sustainable energy

  • An immediate pardon for Julian Assange

  • An immediate end to cannabis as a Schedule 1 drug and a commutation of sentences for nonviolent cannabis offenses.

  • An immediate order to publish the Equal Rights Amendment.

The list of Day One presidential actions goes on and on.

This movement represents the biggest challenge to corporate hegemony in our lifetimes. We want to mobilize everyone who is demanding better from their government. 

WE CAN DO IT!


[-] livestreamedcollapse@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Seth's a cool dude despite his libbishness

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 7 months ago

Xput on and humiliated? So do I need to subacribe to their OnlyFans for this?

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