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[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reddit Will Now Be Covered In Ads For Reddit

Isn't it already? Get Reddit Mobile! Use the app! Why aren't you using the app? Open this link in the app! Pleeeeeease let us flood you with cream cheese and He Gets Us ads! App!

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

My favorite is that they don't let you look at porn without using the app now. They have clearly wandered so far from their native path.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Huh, wonder if they'll get sued by states that require age verification to look at porn.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

Probably not, most of those bills had a clause that if less than a certain percentage of your content wasn't porn than the site didn't need age verification. Twitter is in the same category. No idea about how it applies to some of the porn focused instances on the fediverse though, but I'm guessing they're so small that they won't be targeted unless their servers are actually located in the states with the age verification laws.

[-] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I think you can still use old.reddit to view nsfw if you're already signed in but it's been awhile since I tried

[-] herrvogel@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Old reddit is unusable on mobile because it has practically no responsiveness. You have to zoom in a million percent to press any links or buttons.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 37 points 7 months ago

Finally. Women can log into Reddit!

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 7 months ago

Nonsense! They're not capable of this!

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 7 months ago

They can ask their husband or brothers to help.

[-] ArugulaZ@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago

(Steve Huffman can be seen in the background, tightening his strap-on and applying a generous amount of lube)

[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

Lube? Oh no, he's going in dry with a splintered wooden strapon.

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Lube!? That fucker is wrapping his strap-on in barbed wire like Lucille.

[-] irreticent@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I don't know who this Lucille is but she sounds kinky!

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 7 months ago

I for one welcome the sexual harassment from the Cheez-It brand.

[-] RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 7 months ago

Huh, we have very different expectations regarding our free time experiences.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 22 points 7 months ago

In order to verify their identity and confirm they are over 18, users will have to mail a single pube to Reddit HQ.

Address?

[-] Ohi@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

I honestly thought the joke was them filling the page with ads, like that's what we can expect from reddit now. Turns out the Onion just has a shit ton of ads. 😞

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why are you raw dogging? Get an adblocker and set your dns to one too, like dns.adguard.com. At this point in time if you don’t you’re just wanting ads

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago

I don't think this is real guys. Doubt they would let girls on reddit. Will likely just be AI bots. Nonetheless, just in case this is real I'm gonna go ahead and send a pube today.

[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Spez sold 500,000 shares

[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Why'd they have to bring M.A.S.H into this!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] mynamesnotrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

Let me go ahead and add the implied ... /s :)

[-] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 8 points 7 months ago

I wonder why they didn't include themselves in the examples of publications that became online only.

[-] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

…“hump.”

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 6 points 7 months ago

only around four slides feel specific to reddit

[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I'm all for dunking on reddit and the IPO but this slideshow feels like someone pulled it out of their ass on a whim with help of some AI art.

Come on Onion, I know you can be funnier than this!

this post was submitted on 28 Mar 2024
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