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[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 64 points 7 months ago

Imagine how dry this guy's dick must be.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

[muttering] Arrakis... Dune... desert planet.

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 7 months ago

...is positively moist compared to that ones dick.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

only if the soft cheese doesnt count as 'wet'

[-] Aliveelectricwire@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

If I had money I'd bet he doesn't shower either

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 51 points 7 months ago

Wow the picture on the right literally hurts my eyes how ugly she is. Rome has fallen, etc. etc. I'm a tradcath nazi now.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 47 points 7 months ago

Conversely, the picture on the left is how all women look to me. They are always softly backlit and slightly desaturated.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 37 points 7 months ago

Is that the same person? If it is, they're not making the point they think they are

[-] AutomatedPossum@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Fairly sure that is the same person and that hexbear is getting mad at a bit again. At least that means that there were about a dozen chuds falling for it as well, or a couple thousand if some propaganda account accidentally put this on blast.

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Or the poster is just capable of that level of cognitive dissonance

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

i racked my mind quite a bit over this cause i took it credulously, and while it could be a joke i think there's a way for it to be approximating "Old Sexy Laura Croft"--"New Unsecy Laura Croft" type discourse, without understanding that different iterations of a game character aren't analogous to the same person in different lights shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago
[-] jtk@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 7 months ago

I can't believe this even needed to be said.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

sometimes things get Lost in Translation

[-] Rx_Hawk@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

All the famous people blend together for me

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

white women look the same to me

[-] Angel@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Gamers and misogyny being like bread and butter

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

T.I.L normal women look like western women that happen to have makeup on. Weirdest thing.

[-] REEEEvolution@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 7 months ago

And professional lightning and good ol' paint to make the pics look better.

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Yep lmao. Really adds to what a 'normal' woman should look like...

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

The photo on the right with a visibly happy real (in the sense it's a seemingly less staged photo) person is so much more attractive.

The picture on the left looks like an advertisement and sparks little interest.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hexbear users when they criticise gamer misogyny by deciding which of the two presented women gives them a boner.

On a post where hexbear falls for satire.

[-] The_Jewish_Cuban@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

I see your point. My intention was to criticize the contrived and constructed advertising images that make up of beauty ideals that many men hold by praising the seemingly candid photo, but my comment lacks any of that viewpoint. It was ill worded.

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

I've seen worse wording fwiw, it's just missing the forest for the trees I guess, and people did the same on the Sydney Sweeney posts so I guess I just noticed. No big tho...

[-] crispy_lol@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Seems really overly cynical. Op basically said “beauty is subjective and I find the other more attractive” yeah they’re a fucking misogynist get their ass 🙄

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

I'll get yours too soviet-playful

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Holds out steel chair just in case they need to go wwe

antelope-popcorn

Don't fight plz

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

I don't have the will to fight people on here honestly. Maybe reddit is a constant shark-tank where everyone's always out for blood, but what do I wanna fight a hexbear for? Beautiful people, those hexbears hexbear-chapochat

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[-] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

This motherfucker probably doesn't even know what grass looks like so they can touch it.

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

my brain isnt constantly sloshing around in cum so i don't understand this G*mer's logic

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Portrait lens vs. wide angle lens

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

It's a good bit.

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Gotta say, I didn't think we'd get sexually aroused by Coke Bottles

But here we are

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Whoa! Who told her she could have cheek bones?

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

do i even want to know what the photo underneath was?

[-] blight@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

what? isn’t the joke here that it’s the same woman with and without makeup?

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Those photos are layered over some other image, see how the corners stick out over the bevel?

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

~~God damn imagine being a perfectly attractive adult woman who gets used as an example of being ugly by a man whose perception of the world has been completely blasted away by pornography.~~

oh it's a bit.

[-] Anne_Teefa@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

No no, finish the diatribe or I will

spoiler(I will not I'm too lazy rn)


[-] JayTwo@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

This is so obviously a bit to the point where the only way it could be clearer was if it had THIS IS A BIT over it like a watermark. And even then some of you would probably fail to realize it's a bit.

[-] Aquilae@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Poe's law. Chuds say exactly shit like this unironically.

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 9 points 7 months ago

same-picture

It's literally the same woman, look at the nose, eyes, lips and hair. I guess that's the joke here.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 8 points 7 months ago

What is a "western game woman"?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

no make pp hard

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

A normal woman without professional lighting, professional makeup, or photoshop i guess shrug-outta-hecks

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

this doesn't make fucking sensestalin-stressed

western games give you the power to look at women at different angles ooooOooOo spooky.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Gamers are so insufferable. Gulag for all of them

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago

Do these people know what editing is?

I'm sure SoJo is still a very attractive person in the flesh but your delusional if you think she looks identical to her modeling photos when she's at the grocery store.

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