Please David Graeber let me have this job (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 0 points 2 years ago

For real, a bulkshit job sounds really relaxing and hilarious. I'm like, really really good at bullshitting people and I once convinced someone that lentils got their name because it was the only thing French peasants ate during lent. I would thrive in this kind of environment by accident cause I'm doing s bit.

[-] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

If performing little psychologically shocking but ultimately harmless tricks was a career I'd be rolling in cash, I once tricked my sister into thinking dairy queen went bankrupt and closed down and was apparently so convincing that 10 years later she tried to argue with me about it while sitting inside a dairy queen