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[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 81 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Y'know it's sad to think she's only doing this because she rightly assumes nobody will ever arrest her. As a bloodthirsty commie, I would like to think Scotland's cops have the chance to do something incredibly funny.

AUTHORITARIAN TRANS THUGS ARE CRUSHING YOUR FREEZE PEACH, JOANNE

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

Putting rowling into gender mines until she discovers a new pronoun barbara-pit

[-] Smeagolicious@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

🪨💎🪨pika-pickaxe

"I finally found a new pronoun! Ah shit, it's just another fantasy slur for trans people, I'll put it with the others."

[-] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

It's indicative of the seepage of American culture across the West that non Americans think free speech is some huge deal everywhere. Either she can believe in free speech or she can use the incredibly strict libel law to her benefit, not both

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 69 points 2 years ago

I would very much enjoy someone shooting her in the face.

[-] EldestMalk@reddthat.com 15 points 2 years ago

Let’s be better than that. I’d prefer to see the public humiliation of her arrest and subsequent incarceration.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 55 points 2 years ago

Everyone is all "guillotine this" and "woodchipper that" but have you considered the low environmental impact of stoning

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 years ago

I still like my idea of forcing them to carry shingles up ladders. She can join the landlords on the worksite and pay back her debt to society.

[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

data-laughing I have a friend that worked for a roofer and lasted I think two weeks before he quit.

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

rock stacking struggle session imminent antelope-popcorn

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

The oxygenation alone is damning

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

That's a weird way of saying barbara-pit

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Porque no los dos?

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Okay, liberal. Let me offer the only compromise we'll ever give you. Arrest, trial, and death sentence.

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hear me out: rapidly carved apart by a crack team of flamboyantly colorful halberdsmen in the town square

[-] totalyNOTaPIRATE@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago
[-] Graphite22@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

maybe their plan can be the first half

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

their post doesn't exclude that

we on that Jack Ruby shit

[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 52 points 2 years ago

Rare opportunity for Scottish police to win some extremely critical-support

[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

if this actually happens then maybe not all cops would be bastards, but because all cops are bastards and she's white nothing will happen.

[-] Pluto@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

True, but you now what they say: the same people that work forces are...

[-] RION@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago
[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Has some written a trans/Rowling version of the Thatcher Song yet

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 24 points 2 years ago

I don't like bobbies, but please, they have a chance to do something absolutely hilarious.

[-] M68040@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

I have to weigh my dislike for terminally online YA authors with my dislike for cops and it makes me vaguely uncomfortable

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

Who knew that Canadian Pronoun Jail was actually Scottish?

[-] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

England's canada

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 24 points 2 years ago

J.K. "They/Them Isn't Grammatical" Rowling gone WOKE with NON-BINARY PUPPY

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

this article handles this in the most transphobic way possible wtf

oh its a uk media outlet makes sense

ACAB but please do this one funny thing please

[-] eraj344@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I wish that trans people had the sort of power she thinks they have. Get in the barbara-pit you stupid KKKraKKKer. I'll personally do it my self, headfirst along with her comrades with the same treatment.

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