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[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Misleading. Most alcohol you drink isn’t strong enough to sanitize. You need to buy Everclear. And it has to be the 190 proof stuff

[-] gimpchrist@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

If you drink it with apple juice it's really nice

.... and now that I think about it, apples keep doctors away so like.. double points or whatever

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Doctors hate this one simple trick!

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 15 points 7 months ago

I have some snake oil that goes down a lot easier I must say

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Easier than 190 proof alcohol? Lies, nothing goes down as easily

[-] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 7 months ago

Most patent medicine, from whence the "snake oil" term originates, was in significant part ethanol.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Found this on Truth Social?

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Doubt it; those idiots would probably advocate for using turpentine instead.

Disclaimer that shouldn't be necessary but probably is: DON'T DRINK TURPENTINE.

[-] Batting1000@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

It would have to be Everclear, and of a high proof.

[-] Freestylesno@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

No, you need to drink for the buffalo effect. Drinking kills the slow cells in your body so only the strong ones survive.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Meh, this is a problem that will solve itself.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago

I had a sophomoric urge to get smashed day-drinking. It’s the kind of urge I typically (always) ignore. But I think you just changed my mind. Glug glug glug…

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

Way ahead of you buddy

[-] ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 0 points 7 months ago

Go for 99.9% pure Industrial Isopropyl Alcohol for fastest results.

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