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[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

Oh finally! Me, having a intense interest in 15th to 20th century history, I can't wait for packs of rabid dogs to once again roam the streets, It'll be so awesome and such a cool reference. Maybe even bring dog catchers back with comically large nets?

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago

Maybe even bring dog catchers back with comically large nets?

The dog catchers should capture the idiots too.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

are packs of rabid dogs roaming the streets something about the 15th to 20th centuries that I should know about

[-] Cigarette_comedian@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

Not really, it's just that before the rabies vaccine and before any sort of organizations to control animals, encountering roving animals with rabies was a real danger with no easy solution. You can still get rabies from nearly any animal, and I'm sure that people in the 3rd century and such got rabies too.

[-] red_stapler@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

Every time I see something like this I wish we had reloaded the save from 2016.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

Sadly we are on Ironman mode.

[-] ziggurter@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Harambe was far too good for us.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

dicks out for harambe, for some reason

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago

Every time I use the phrase "We live in the fucking stupidest timeline..." - I see another level of turtles all the way down.

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

yea, agony-deep even

Hard to think of any worse ways to die than rabies

We should bring back public criticism sessions for antivaxxers

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

Hard to think of any worse ways to die than rabies

Oh - I can think of some ways. But I better not share them and why I'm thinking about them.

[-] booty@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Hard to think of any worse ways to die than rabies

skill issue tbqh

(though yeah rabies is definitely up there)

[-] jimmyjohnsandwichfive@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

That was my first thought too.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

i wish them a very death by rabies

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

i vaxxed my dog and it became nonverbal and started reacting very negatively to loud noises

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

I vaxxed my cat and it won't shut the fuck up.

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

As usual dog owners continue to be a danger to themselves and those around them.

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

reminder: not only is rabies an awful way to die if you're in America and you get treated for it it's obscenely expensive.

[-] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

this guy might have not even needed it since he just "touched saliva" but i guess you never know if you spread it to an open wound or touch your mouth or whatever afterwards

[-] somename@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Yeah it’s not something I’d risk. You can’t leave things to chance with Rabies

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

if you dont believe in this then you don't believe science has made anything ~~since~~ before the lightbulb. This isnt even muh science, this vaccine is literally as fundamental as when acquired immunity was first theorized by Edward Jenner by using cowpox pus to immunize against smallpox.

Attenuated (i.e. inert) rabies -> body makes antibodies -> real rabies -> adaptive immune response (faster and stronger)

There's not even the RNA -> protein step that made everyone get all buttmad about COVID vaccines. If you don't believe the rabies vaccine then you don't believe you can put children with chicken pox with other children. You don't believe in AIDS. You have no idea why someone who got sick gets better.

If you were equally as incredulous about physics and lived in San Francisco you'd have 2 cars and a boat so you could skip taking the Golden Gate Bridge. If you were that incredulous about music you'd think that being a drummer is a divine right passed to people by their creator. If you were that incredulous about food then ~~you'd be eating raw meat~~ (THEY DO THAT). It's lunacy. It's dumb and we all have to pay for it with these shitty viruses.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

dogs getting shot thumb-cop

dogs getting shots frothingfash

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago
[-] regul@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

Bill Gates is gonna mind control my dog.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

he puts on the Possession Helmet and immediately starts humping legs

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 13 points 7 months ago

What if I vax my pet and he gives me dogtism?

[-] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 7 months ago

Missed the opportunity to make a dogmatism pun.

[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Someone smarter than me make a synthesis of

-crazy dog owners

-long Covid

-self-centered white people

-Settlers

-relaxed practices in bringing dogs everywhere

-antinatalism

-social isolation/atomization

[-] LeopardShepherd@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

This is literally just 80 percent of people in any gated community. Although the antinatalism there is limited to non-whites.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago

Take away their dogs, vaccinate them and then give rabies to the owners.

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 7 months ago

So they want to turn their metaphorical rabies they are in all the time since 2022 into a literal ones, huh.

[-] Aradina@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

People on this website make fun of Australia a lot, but the fact that to get rabies I'd have to actively try to get a dying flailing bat to bite me makes me feel safe.

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