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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 65 points 2 years ago

I recently realized it was taking way longer than normal to cook because front right is not doing so good.

I don't love front left, but he's a hard worker.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 21 points 2 years ago

Front right is the small one, only for coffee and sauce. Front and back left are normal ones, of course front gets way more use than his twin brother.

Back right is practically new, it's bigger than the left twins but smaller than center daddy.

[-] dbx12@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

Hol' up, you've got one in the center?

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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Gotta keep one in reserve.

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[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 2 years ago

Induction stove masterrace reporting in

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 2 years ago

Back left burner crew represent!

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago

What kind of psychopath uses a back burner as their primary?

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 62 points 2 years ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

People are unironically having kids these days? That's so cringe.

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Back have larger burners if you have induction, and kids, no handles accidentally sticking out either even if you don’t have kids.

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Somehow I get what you're saying, but the grammar of that sentence is going to give English teachers a stroke.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

I bet he's left handed too.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 years ago

Truly sinister

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 2 years ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Burn now, ask questions later.

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 2 years ago

It reduces the risk of hitting a handle and having things fly off the stove.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Jeezes man get yourself together

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

They did; they started using the back burner

[-] FrogmanL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Stir with the right, hold the pan with the left, and stop the kids from pulling hot food on their heads.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

You have a "primary" spot? Different sizes for different sized pots and pans, bro. (Induction hob.)

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Different sizes for different sized pots and pans

Well yeah, but I also have a favourite pan

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[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Those whose front burners are of the smaller variety, sadly no option to swap them without tearing down the whole kitchen.

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[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

I usually have all of them on, I just dont light them until I need them

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

My front right burner has only two temperatures: off and hotter than the surface of the sun!!!!! Therefore it is relegated to boiling water and pasta cooking duties.

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

I used to have an old electric stove that you had to turn on before you even started to chop vegetables, but then you could turn it off and it would stay at the melting point of tungsten for an hour.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Those are so fun. My roommates used to make fun of me because one time I forgot it was still hot and melted the lid from a plastic storage bowl. :/

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

If you leave it on too long it starts to melt the frying pan lol

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

Front-left for me, with back-right doing some work too

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

yes it's all about the back right

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[-] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

ITT: No one cleans their burners

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

One time I cleaned a burner and broke it somehow.

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 2 years ago

FYI, if you have an electric coil stove the elements wear out over time but they're super easy to replace - you basically just unplug it and plug in a new one and they're pretty cheap, you can get a set of 4 for US$35.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I just replaced my front right coil and I still have issues with uneven heating, so while it's true they wear out, it is not always the problem.

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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

As an appliance repair man this hits hard! 😂

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

I'm a front-left kinda gal.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

The back right burner: 🧖

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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I accidentally left the kettle going at full-power for 6 hours after all the water evaporated once and it hasn't been the same since...

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 years ago

First boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

[-] andri@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

What movie is this meme from?

[-] Bansker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I'm not entirely sure, but i believe it's from The Green Mile. Good movie, if you want to feel the feels.

[-] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The green mile (1999)

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

The green mile, I think

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[-] Willie@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

We use 3 of our stove burners, and never touch the other. So for me, I guess one of mine is very lonely.

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