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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

I recently realized it was taking way longer than normal to cook because front right is not doing so good.

I don't love front left, but he's a hard worker.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 21 points 1 year ago

Front right is the small one, only for coffee and sauce. Front and back left are normal ones, of course front gets way more use than his twin brother.

Back right is practically new, it's bigger than the left twins but smaller than center daddy.

[-] dbx12@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Hol' up, you've got one in the center?

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[-] Tenthrow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Gotta keep one in reserve.

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[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It ain't much, but it's honest work.

[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 34 points 1 year ago

Induction stove masterrace reporting in

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 year ago

Back left burner crew represent!

[-] Veedem@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

What kind of psychopath uses a back burner as their primary?

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

People are unironically having kids these days? That's so cringe.

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Back have larger burners if you have induction, and kids, no handles accidentally sticking out either even if you don’t have kids.

[-] ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Somehow I get what you're saying, but the grammar of that sentence is going to give English teachers a stroke.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I bet he's left handed too.

[-] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago

Truly sinister

[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 1 year ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Burn now, ask questions later.

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[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 year ago

It reduces the risk of hitting a handle and having things fly off the stove.

[-] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Jeezes man get yourself together

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They did; they started using the back burner

[-] FrogmanL@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Stir with the right, hold the pan with the left, and stop the kids from pulling hot food on their heads.

[-] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You have a "primary" spot? Different sizes for different sized pots and pans, bro. (Induction hob.)

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Different sizes for different sized pots and pans

Well yeah, but I also have a favourite pan

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[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Those whose front burners are of the smaller variety, sadly no option to swap them without tearing down the whole kitchen.

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[-] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I usually have all of them on, I just dont light them until I need them

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

My front right burner has only two temperatures: off and hotter than the surface of the sun!!!!! Therefore it is relegated to boiling water and pasta cooking duties.

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I used to have an old electric stove that you had to turn on before you even started to chop vegetables, but then you could turn it off and it would stay at the melting point of tungsten for an hour.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Those are so fun. My roommates used to make fun of me because one time I forgot it was still hot and melted the lid from a plastic storage bowl. :/

[-] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you leave it on too long it starts to melt the frying pan lol

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[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

Front-left for me, with back-right doing some work too

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

yes it's all about the back right

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[-] SparrowRanjitScaur@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

ITT: No one cleans their burners

[-] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

One time I cleaned a burner and broke it somehow.

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[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 points 1 year ago

FYI, if you have an electric coil stove the elements wear out over time but they're super easy to replace - you basically just unplug it and plug in a new one and they're pretty cheap, you can get a set of 4 for US$35.

[-] PraiseTheSoup@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I just replaced my front right coil and I still have issues with uneven heating, so while it's true they wear out, it is not always the problem.

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[-] mechoman444@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

As an appliance repair man this hits hard! 😂

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago

I'm a front-left kinda gal.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The back right burner: 🧖

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[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I accidentally left the kettle going at full-power for 6 hours after all the water evaporated once and it hasn't been the same since...

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 year ago

First boisterous laugh of the day. Thanks!

[-] andri@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What movie is this meme from?

[-] Bansker@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

I'm not entirely sure, but i believe it's from The Green Mile. Good movie, if you want to feel the feels.

[-] Qwazpoi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The green mile (1999)

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

The green mile, I think

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[-] Willie@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

We use 3 of our stove burners, and never touch the other. So for me, I guess one of mine is very lonely.

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