390
submitted 7 months ago by mox@lemmy.sdf.org to c/games@lemmy.world
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] kadu@lemmy.world 103 points 7 months ago

It's totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.

It's completely impossible if they're looking for custom hardware.

[-] reflectedodds@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago

This is what I was thinking. For a first iteration to get out the door immediately it could just be windows with a "game browser" that launches full screen when you turn it on 😂

[-] kadu@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean, that's what all Steam Deck competitors really are. They're Windows 11 with atrocious launchers on top, some of which acceptable and some very buggy, plus a literal standard AMD APU that AMD is selling by the bucket, and half of them share board designs sold by Chinese suppliers pretty much ready made.

[-] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago

That’s literally what the original Xbox was

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

They at least did the courtesy of deleting the Windows UI, though.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

It wouldn't be Windows, it'd probably be a variant of Astra Linux.

The year of Linux may finally be among us.

load more comments (5 replies)

so... repackage a pi?

load more comments (11 replies)
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 52 points 7 months ago

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox "October Revolution" edition console.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

With preinstalled Gulag survival simulator that you have to pay to get removed.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago

Out of touch and delusional, what's new.

[-] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 15 points 7 months ago

He is the Russian equivalent of a baby boomer mandating with the implied threat of death that his own government pay a single shitty local satellite set-top box distributor (let's be real, it's likely just cheap chinese hardware) to develop and spread Russian culture through video game media in less than three months (which is probably already developed and was waiting for more money to market and enter production).

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 7 months ago

Sounds like he is very in touch, because that is one of the ways how U.S. culture is spreading throughout the world currently.

With the absolutely stonking caveat that the US government didn't mandate that, it just happened naturally over time. Over decades and decades. Particularly helped by the US speaking English. In a lot of parts of the world English is a good second language.

But the only people who speak Russian is Russia. No one has Russian is their second language outside of a few Baltic states and even then often it's a tertiary language, not a true second language. This is a huge limiter on their ability to spread culture.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 37 points 7 months ago

Gaming is of upmost importance to the health of a nation. Future wars will be done through esports.

[-] drasglaf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 7 months ago
[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 20 points 7 months ago

Sorry guys, we're under dictator rule now. We should be getting some food coupons next week, otherwise we'll starve. If only xxx_Epicl33tGamer69_xxx didn't let us down in the big game last night. Oh well, such is life.

load more comments (7 replies)
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 26 points 7 months ago

We have Стим Дек at home:

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

On one hand even the Nintendo Switch is just a modified Nvidia shield so this task would be a simple one for most states. On the other hand: Sanctions and insane corruption. I‘d be surprised if they manage to release anything that could keep up with Consoles from 2 generations ago.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] kromem@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago

I love how he's modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.

[-] space@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 7 months ago

It will be named the BlyatStation

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago

if it's normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it'll be fine.

[-] Mikelius@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Yeah, everyone knows 9 women can generate a baby in 1 month.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

At one point in time Russia actually had their own computer system back in the '80s. So I guess just dust that off?

It died because it had non-square pixels, because that's not stupid, and so was a pain to develop any games for.

[-] grayhaze@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

The Atari 2600 and Commodore 64 did okay for themselves with non-square pixels.

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Guess what other obscure old system used rectangular pixels? The IBM PC.

CGA and EGA used resolution modes that were multiples of 320x200 (PAR 6:5). VGA's 16-color hi-res mode was the first to support square pixels at 640x480, and it would become a standard for years to come because TempleOS and Windows used it (you can even force Windows 7 to run in this mode!)

The NES and SNES had PAR ~~16:15~~ 8:7 (oops) (which is often ignored in emulation), and so did the most common NTSC DVD-Video mode (none of the commonly used ones had square pixels but you only really notice it with subtitles - you cannot correctly display them at native resolution on an LCD).

And that's just the successful systems I know off the top of my head.

Soviet personal computers failed for other, obvious reasons. They struggled to copy the latest chips, and the economic incentive was minuscule despite the government's investment - very few people could afford a computer in the Eastern Bloc, and they could not be exported due to patent infringement and being years behind. The economy collapsed after USSR broke up and nobody wanted to invest to rebuild the industry.

That being said, people in the Eastern Bloc were very resourceful with what they had (mostly clones of Atari's 8-bit home computers and IBM PCs). A blind person from Czechoslovakia made a speech synthesis sound card for an IBM-compatible PC, which functioned well enough to allow him to be employed as a full-time programmer. At least one of the three exemplars works to this day.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

The story is way more interesting. Cannot dig the article, but dropping soviet originated hardware had to do also with programming languages. Western entities started with heavy lobbing, often dressed as grass root movement, for languages that for western based systems. Not sure how well supported this thesis was, but it was interesting that preferences of engineers got used for market absorption.
Not a new thing by today's standards.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (9 replies)
[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 months ago

Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago
[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 months ago

Taking console wars to the next level

[-] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Is that all it takes? 🤣

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Hey when the KGB is standing in the corner looking serious, you bet those engineers will have the "stats" to prove it's competitive.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] don@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago
[-] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago
[-] FleetingTit@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

To show that their Economy isn't struggling from sanctions and to give the people what they want: entertainment.

There is a lot going wrong in Russia right now and Putler needs a win.

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Some kid beat him in Fortnite and now he wants his own console system to ban the kid from (and probably track them down)

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] antidote101@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Probably because Putin just found out the population sucks at flying drones.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.

To be fair he probably doesn't even know what game console is.

[-] CluckN@lemmy.world 23 points 7 months ago

Russia probably wants high powered chips for military use. Fronting it as an entertainment initiative may entice more investors.

[-] Anti_Iridium@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Maybe. Or if you're engrossed in videogames, you don't care your neighbor is drafted.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 10 points 7 months ago

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

[-] MrZee@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

[-] MeanEYE@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

They will basically buy one clone off of AliExpress, stamp a new name and be done with it.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] dlpkl@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

It'll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Plot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.

[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

They have x86 equivalent. Maybe 64.

[-] antidote101@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

So the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.

The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.

It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.

[-] catloaf@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

It'll either be janky Linux or cracked Windows, on an off-the-shelf Chinese board in a cheap case with joysticks that barely work.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 7 months ago

"Eat verification bullet to continue"

[-] Immersive_Matthew@sh.itjust.works 6 points 7 months ago

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

load more comments (3 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2024
390 points (98.0% liked)

Games

32540 readers
447 users here now

Welcome to the largest gaming community on Lemmy! Discussion for all kinds of games. Video games, tabletop games, card games etc.

Weekly Threads:

What Are You Playing?

The Weekly Discussion Topic

Rules:

  1. Submissions have to be related to games

  2. No bigotry or harassment, be civil

  3. No excessive self-promotion

  4. Stay on-topic; no memes, funny videos, giveaways, reposts, or low-effort posts

  5. Mark Spoilers and NSFW

  6. No linking to piracy

More information about the community rules can be found here.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS