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submitted 6 months ago by wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

Or is it more of a gradual descent over a period of time?

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[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 64 points 6 months ago

Not sure, but goddamn I could have done with some warning that I'd need to start shaving my ears when I turned 30.

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

My nose has become a thing...

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

No major ear hair here, but every once in a while a single follicle somewhere on one earlobe or the other decides to vomit out a 15mm hair in like a day and a half (or so it feels)

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

This happens to my chin (I'm a lady).

[-] tyrefyre@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Same here. It’s also thick as a beard hair. Used to be once every few months. Now it’s several a week. Annoying as fuck.

[-] tyrant@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

Ear hair is when I knew I was officially old.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

Do you get hairy nostrils? Like one or two really long nose hairs that need to be clipped?

[-] codapine@lemm.ee 11 points 6 months ago

"clipped" - you just reminded me of that episode of House, where the clinic patient (tw: gross) has been using his toenail clippers to trim his nose hair, and he developed a fungus.

PSA - Buy a trimmer specific for that purpose.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

This is why I read Lemmy: valuable life lessons.

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world -5 points 6 months ago

LOL. Just the other day I was searching for info on scrotums and older men

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago

Just telling us that made a lot of older men very happy.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

And clean it!

[-] tyrant@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I started to get occasional gray nostril hairs. It's annoying because they are super noticable but also in there far enough like a normal hair that I can't just yank it!

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 5 points 6 months ago

nose trimmer

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago

If I yank em out, I sometimes get some sort of weird ingrown nose hair. It's painful for a few days. Now I'm nose hair trimmers so the way.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Not the nose, but the wolf ears are awful.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago

I know, right?? Ear hair just gets super aggressive one day in your 30s.

[-] jeffw@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Wait what… now I’m gonna be paranoid and check my ears in the mirror every day

[-] tyrant@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago
[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 6 months ago

Spoiler:

You'll get to have a "the calls are coming from inside the house" situation when something keeps "crawling" on your ear...

[-] Oisteink@feddit.nl 2 points 6 months ago

You see, what’s really happening is that the hair-line gets lowered.

It’s like a hat with no top that you pull a bit down your head. So ears will get covered, nose hair will get head-hair length. You’ll even grow hair high on your cheek like over the cheekbones just under the eyes.

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Basically they… fall out from the head and wherever they land that’s their new place?

[-] Oisteink@feddit.nl 1 points 6 months ago

Yepp- some are lucky and end up with medium-long chest hair with pony tail on their backs, and some of us end up with hairy ears

[-] Subverb@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

I'm 59 and I've worn briefs my entire life. My wife calls my balls "high and tight".

Your mileage may vary.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

37 and they sag a little, but they can also go all brain mode randomly too 🤷‍♀️

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Just to add to the choir. Noticeable in 30s, worse in 40s..

[-] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 months ago

Betty Swollocks

[-] Lexam@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago

Let me save you some time. It all happens way quicker and way younger than you expected.

[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 13 points 6 months ago

My balls have definitely started sagging this year and I’m 34

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 6 months ago
[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 5 points 6 months ago

I still got all my hair so I’m counting my blessings

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 3 points 6 months ago

Me too, it just migrated

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I presume it’s highly dependent on how hot of climate you’re in

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 6 months ago

That's interesting. Are you suggesting a hot and/or humid climate might create more slack in the sack?

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 20 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yea, I mean it’s the reason they hang outside the core of the body in the first place

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 12 points 6 months ago

I just tripped over them last week and I’m 40.

It’ll happen to you too!

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 months ago

When you can tuck them under your gut, you'll know.

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 6 months ago

I'm hoping I will be able stash them in my butthole, for a more aerodynamic look.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 months ago

Do you see that as more of a serial or parallel arrangement? 🤔

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 6 months ago

I think it'd have to be parallel to create the proper bottleneck to keep them in place. This is all just theoretical at the moment.

[-] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 17 points 6 months ago

Follow your dreams, my friend.

[-] ABCDE@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago

It feels gradual but definitely noticeable in my late 30s.

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