Lmao she made her own solidarity mugshot : chapotraphouse

[+] cynesthesia@hexbear.net 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 35 points 2 years ago

I was just whispering to myself "God this sucks. She sucks." as I opened the thread

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

angry-hex

[-] impiri@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago

This is somehow both extremely low-effort and extremely tryhard

[-] Freeanotherday@hexbear.net 62 points 2 years ago

Did she just use a standard headshot she had laying around? Low energy, folks.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure it’s her official portrait too lmao

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

Sad!

[+] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

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[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 21 points 2 years ago

I lived in another state for a while where you’re not allowed to smile for your driver’s license photo… the software did analysis of your face and wouldn’t allow a photo to be taken unless you had the most blank, criminal expression for it. Took forever to get a photo if you’re an innately happy person.

So the fact that Jenna Ellis is smiling in her criminal mugshot just blows my mind. They need to get that DMV software.

[-] mateomaui@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

makes sense

[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 18 points 2 years ago

No no, it's because they're actually just like first century Christians being martyred in the coliseum

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Why not?

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

apparently DAs use it as evidence against you in court (lack of remorse) -- but that might be apocryphal.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Isn't everyone innocent when they take those photos? Photos taken by impotent jackasses in costumes. I can't help but laugh at their dumbasses. 🏴🏴🏴🖕🏿🖕🏿🖕🏿

[-] silent_water@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago

not as far as the DAs office/pigs are concerned.

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

The pigs don’t care if you did it or not, they want to put you away and pad their resume by doing so.

[-] Sjy@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Yes innocent until proven guilty, I think the context for this is once one is found guilty. Hypothetically, if someone is smiling in their mugshot after having just been arrested with a bloody knife in their hand, when sentencing comes they could push for a longer sentence due to a lack of remorse. But I’m not a lawyer, just speculating.

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

Barbie and Ken energy

[-] twogems@lemm.ee 31 points 2 years ago

When you don't even know how to use Paint

[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 27 points 2 years ago

Weak af, she clearly just shopped out an existing photo she already had.

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What a bad crop, I can feel the pixels.

I feel I'm about to starve because of it.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago

MORE 👏COMMIE👏 DAs👏

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

Reminds me of that UK terf that put the target on their own forehead.

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

that was art. True art.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago

These people have the most embarrassing persecution complex.

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

now this is podracing

[-] StalinwasaGryffindor@hexbear.net 15 points 2 years ago

I’m not going to log onto Facebook to find out but I bet there are thousands of brainwormed boomers doing the same thing

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

This is the reason why it's so low-quality. She's pandering to her base.

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

this is the barbie box for people with more lead than plastic in their blood

[-] temptest@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

Police