Hey guys I had SEX last night! (hexbear.net)

submitted 7 months ago by Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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It made my pee pee feel good it was great!

I guess I'm gay now.

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[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

friend-visitor-1 speech-side-l-1 Hey guys I had sex last night speech-side-l-2

speech-side-r-1 Peepeepilled feelgoodmaxxer speech-side-r-2 friend-visitor-2

friend-visitor-3

friend-visitor-4

[-] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

jesse-wtf

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 40 points 7 months ago

ban

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

Congrats on the sex!

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

Oh lah dee dah look at the sex haver over here lording it over us

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 32 points 7 months ago

sex haver

big-cool

[-] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I asked, but my wife said no. I really respect her commitment to helping me stay volcel. nyet

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

volcel-judge

[-] Hatandwatch@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

It better have been revolutionary volcel-judge

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago

lol at all the people here believing that sex is real

[-] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

sicko-yes

[-] milistanaccount09@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

pics or it didn't happen

[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 21 points 7 months ago

Oh no! Tell me you saved your vital fluids! 😬

[-] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

congratulations

[-] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago

sicko-gay soypoint-2

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

If you have sex with a woman you're GAY

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 20 points 7 months ago

sicko-fem

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

I don't have any children but I'm over 30 deeper-sadness

Have pee pee feel good sex makes me gay

[-] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Welcome to

GAY SEX

[-] ThomasMuentzner@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

You Got them Tiger !

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

With a person?!

[-] Sons_of_Ferrix@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

I think so

[-] jaywalker@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Nice

[-] flan@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Congratulations, Shinji.

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago

Call the Volcel police!

[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police