(meat) Soy DeSantis : chapotraphouse

[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Who tf is wearing a vest in Florida? Shits hot

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

the domesticated Ronald DeDantis Sus metballicus thermoregulates using his neck glands and diarrhea.

[+] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

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[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 37 points 1 year ago

Cuts into the meat industry's profits.

As for the excuse they tell the public, no idea.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

That's straight up what they're telling people more often than not. That or "not eating a real steak daily is unamerican"

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm surprised they'd be so upfront and wouldn't try to hide behind fearmongering about it being "playing god" or something.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Lab meat is woke meat. ron-goober

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

If I can't BITE DOWN on a piece of meat from a DEER that I HUNTED myself and CHIP A TOOTH on the bullet, can I even call myself a real American?

[-] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Capitalism breeds innovation hence TikTok ban

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

Its been modified with Critical Race DEI. Because of woke.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Real men only eat dead animals. Grug grug.

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

He looking at that guy like that guy looking at that meat

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

It's a good day for some absurdist desantis content

[-] asphalt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 year ago

Finally, a post acknowledging that meat is disgusting and putting a content warning Thank you

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Half the flavor is cruelty after all

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

DeSoyntis