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Morish Morals (mander.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 45 points 11 months ago

It took me a while to figure out it's all rocks.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 22 points 11 months ago

How can you tell? Looks like food to me.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

How can you tell? There's like 2 pixels in the whole image

[-] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 11 months ago

Everything is slightly misshapen, and the caption gives a lot of hints.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 18 points 11 months ago

I don't have enough pixels to confirm nor deny nor compare and contrast

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

That slice of cake is either a rock or the baker needs to be introduced to yeast.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

~~I thought it was meant to be a wedge of cheese, not a slice of cake~~ See replies

[-] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

On the other side of the yam from the cheese wedge. It's totally supposed to be a layer cake, but it looks like freeze dried ice cream.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

Oh derp yeah there it is. I missed it due to the fact it's constructed out of 4 lonely pixels

[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 9 points 11 months ago

Everything is food if you chew hard enough

[-] knorke3@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

Once could argue that point on the basis of nutritional value. Though I guess that's on you for having the wrong digestive system...

[-] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

Doc Seismic from Invincible

[-] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yes and The Underminer from Incredibles

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

“Hey, how'd you know I was hungry? This looks delicious!”

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

-Abigail, Stardew Valley

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Right after being gifted a gemstone.

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Amethysts are grape flavored.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 11 months ago

just labels a bunch of rocks "Jawbreakers"

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Step one of their evil plan? They're gonna heist the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage.

Their final goal is to carve the Scone of Stone so it looks like it's supposed to.

[-] CouncilOfFriends@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There were also plans to construct a device to turn the planet's food supply into rocks, which was axed due to budget cuts.

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Hence why they needed the Meat Shaped Stone and the Jade Cabbage, so they could reverse engineer the ancient technology that allowed them to transmit food into rock.

[-] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago

Your knowledge of geologic gastronomy is impressive!

[-] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Are you a mad geologist looking for a henchman?

[-] Chuymatt@beehaw.org 2 points 11 months ago

If only.

[-] flora_explora@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

Wow, the plot in the fifth elephant makes so much more sense now. I didn't know that the scone of stone was a real thing!! :O

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jerma: That is the single most fucked up thing I have ever seen, the single most- get me a seat. Right now, I want a seat for that table. ... chat i'm not going to eat the rocks, I'm not gonna do it. That would be- why would I eat the rocks? It's a rock, it's going to be crunchy and hard and it's not going to taste good, and I- you know what, mods ban that guy. I don't wanna see them, time em out for... 3 minutes. Get em outta here.

[-] businessfish@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

crunch

[-] liquidparasyte@pawb.social 10 points 11 months ago

Me chowing down at the ""food"" table:

cromch

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 11 months ago

Me, before clicking: it's gonna be Luna isn't it

Me, after clicking: 😻

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

What about a story about an evil marketer? No, wait, that's a normal marketing person already.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Dwarf bread.

[-] model_tar_gz@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Well well well. I’m trained as a biochemical engineer and turned my career into AI engineering, working at a space company. So when Skynet launches the bioweapons of mass fuck against humans, I guess I was the supervillain after all.