The best job in the world is a six figure salary to be a "body language expert" on like CNN or MSNBC to explain to the host how Bernie Sanders is obviously a Judeo-Bolshevik spy for Russia. (hexbear.net)

submitted 6 months ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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You can apply your expertise to literally any news situation. Like explaining how the pro-palestine protestors are all paid informants for china based on one of them doing the pee pee dance in front of a port a potty.

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[-] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

Tonight on MSNBC: Astrologer explains why Biden will win

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Might as well, it's about on par with a body language "expert".

[-] ashinadash@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I fucking wish Bernie was a Judeo-Bolshevik spy sent to take down Amerikkka??? Bernie but based???

bern-disgust

[-] Wolfman86@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

I swear blind them people, life coaches, people who tell you things about you by your hand writing…just make things up.

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago

On my network we'll air handwriting experts who prove that every Secretary of the Treasury is a serial killer.

[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

Kinda wanna start a Facebook video grift doing this. "Please send me your paper bills of various amounts so I have as many examples as possible to work with! I can only do this with your support!"

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

Precedent

[-] Iwishiwasntthisway@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

I actually think there are people with a "preternatural" ability to do this. A lot of them are probably high functioning borderlines or cluster As though.