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[-] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 127 points 10 months ago

The monoliths in the US fucking suck, but the ones in Canada are much nicer. I passed one near Toronto and it gave an ominous hum and slowed down so I could pass. Some guy tried tailgating it and got banished, but as long as you aren't a dick, they'll leave you alone.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 44 points 10 months ago

I highly recommend leaving them alone during mating season.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 22 points 10 months ago
[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

The ones in Texas all roll coal and good luck if one comes up behind you in the fast lane.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

The Canadian Rectangle Monolith Dicks are the worst. Go back to France with your maple cider and health care.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 56 points 10 months ago

Things were much nicer when the monoliths didn't glow or float. They just sat ominously in odd places.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 53 points 10 months ago

Honestly, this might be the only way to get people to drive the speed limit.

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 9 points 10 months ago

I was convinced to play Pacific Drive, where the land attacks your car. There are many good hazards in that game to help slow people down. The random columns rising from the ground might do the trick, and help get bad drivers off the road.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

I've got it on my wishlist, it does look pretty fun.

[-] Ragnarok314159@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It really is. I just got to the mid game and the environment went nuts. It’s fun.

[-] diskmaster23@lemmy.one 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 10 months ago

Did this person write a book because I want to read it.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 points 10 months ago

Not exactly the same vibe but I keep a good memory of getting engrossed into this anonymous writer that made a whole story in Reddit comments: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9MOTHER9HORSE9EYES9

It's very dark and mysterious, it was crazy cool waiting for the next comment to drop but I think there's a repository somewhere so you can just read them all in order.

[-] FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] python@programming.dev 42 points 10 months ago

If anyone is wondering, that artwork is "Red Monolith" by LostVegas !

I actually got a print of that piece on my wall cause I like it so much haha

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Bah, that's a Twitter link. Lemmy on mobile needs a better system for seeing URL's before you click.

[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Voyager shows links.

[-] Liz@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago
[-] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Damn, sucks that I don't have android. The clients there seem so much better.

[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago
[-] laffytaffer@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Oh wow I remember loving their work when I was on Twitter. The atmosphere with all of their pieces are so cool and unique. Shame all of their work seems basically impossible to look at without making a Twitter account 😕

[-] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 37 points 10 months ago

I thought this was going to be about Netflix at first

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago

Ugh, same. I'm still picking sand out of my crack from the twenty years I was banished to a barren desert betwixt our reality and another. Those and Dodge Chargers really grind my gears.

[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Dope adventure tbh. Real sick driving area

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Idk, the "Hoary netherworld" sounds kinda fun

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Hoary might not be the kind of fun you're hoping for.

Whorey might be.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 13 points 10 months ago

So he was banished to Alabama? That really must of sucked!

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

This is like a rant that Cecil would go on in Welcome to Nightvale

[-] Mostly_Harmless_Variant@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I was checking the comments strictly for a Night Vale reference. Thank you. This has been traffic.

[-] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 10 months ago

And now, the weather.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 10 months ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Lvl 1 perception

Someday you may understand, fucking noobs.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 5 points 10 months ago

They never pass the ball, they don't want to play defense, and they take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop

[-] hrimfaxi_work@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

ikr? If I had a nickel...

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago
[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago
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