[pulling Iran aside] you’ve got to understand, they’re a little guy. They’re just a little guy. It’s also their birthday. They’re a little birthday boy.
hes my best friend, hes my pal, hes my homeboy, my rotten soldier, hes my sweet cheese, my good time boy.
The Trillbilies also had a bit about Israel being the birthday boy lol
I love those dudes so much. Tom's stories are some of the funniest content out there and my god a real Appalachian drawl delivering it really turns it to 11.
please don't beat up my friend, yes he can be a bit mean sometimes but he's my only friend
At least let someone weaker beat him up
paper tiger
Eventually all these countries have to realize there's nothing to us. We've probably got two dozens nukes that might work, assuming ALL the 50B$/year in maintenance money hasn't just been getting vacuumed up by contractors all these decades.
I believe the line is Iran, harden your heart
Banish them to ol' Europe and we will marry the Gazans! 
"Please don't punch my stupid and despicable son too hard."
They did.
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